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sadge

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Are you going to let trump out live you

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snoopy of the day

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New rule, before you visit a city, you have to look up a major failed infrastructure project in that city

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Recently saw a video about cursed Tumblr recipes which reminded me of something I cooked up during a summer job at college. It was a drink I liked to call "terminal clarity".

You fill up a glass halfway with sprite, and fill the other half with a quarter glass of xxx vitamin water and a quarter glass of blue powerade.

You'll know you got the ratios right if it turns an unnatural shade of purple or magenta.

It tastes like every flavor at once for half a second, like your taste buds are being violently electrocuted, only for that taste to immediately disappear and leave behind an aftertaste I can only describe as "void". It tastes like nothing I can possibly portray with words, only that it leaves you hollow and questioning whether taste was an experience that ever existed at all. It tastes like loud silence.

I invented this and immediately got covid the next day as divine punishment for my unforgivable sin.

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what do you mean it's almost october

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which one?

I want to sex the twink from deathnote

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They are sisters

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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never don't reblog this.

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I got scammed for 20€ because i accidentally clicked a button. Im like 60% sure its illegal to charge money without explicit confirmation by the customer but whatever

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This is 100% me

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Reblog to kill it faster