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The fucking job market is abysmal

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I love dnd encounters that are just "you stumble across something fucked up" especially with a game-savvy party that expects combat when you start over-describing something.

Last night I had them stumble across a still pond deep in the woods that just reflected back dead, rotted versions of themselves, and they absolutely expected that the gruesome visions would rise from the mirror surface and attack. And when they didnt, the party didnt get the satisfaction of fighting and defeating them. They had to just walk away. Rather than being an anticlimax, the fact that they had no clear resolution added a lot to the tension of the session!

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Madison Julius Cawein, “Witchcraft”

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Nicole W. Lee, from "Even the Dust"

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

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“unbury my heart, would you unearth its remains and give it affection give it a reason to stay above ground a taste of what it means to be loved and make it worth its resurrection give me a reason to forget what’s past and to place into your palms what has been made into stone be tender with your touch and make it soft with your warmth draw its blood into existence turn stone to beating heart with a kiss unbury my heart and love it so it can love in return.”

— would you teach me what it means to be loved | wt.

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"I'm too horny to sleep..." a sub says to their dom who is trying to sleep. "Just hump my thigh." The sub nods and starts humping their doms thigh, moans, and whimpers, keeping the dom awake and horny. "Fine, I'll make you cum until you fall asleep, is that what you need baby?"

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writing is the most insane hobby it's like,

is it easy? no

is it fast? also no

but is it fun? well,

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REALLY into the particular brand of praise/degradation that objectifies me and also affirms how good i am at sex

"shut up and let me use you"

"yeah, you know what you're good for"

"look at you, you're just where you belong"

"god, it's like you were made for this"

like YES I love doing this and I love being good at it and I kind of want to do it forever...

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ngl, if i'm eating you out, i WANT you to be desperate n messy. make ALL the noise, whine and thrash around, fucking sit on my face if you want to. the more you want me to savor you, the more i enjoy it.

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😘😘😘

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