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Oh my god… I’m so sorry she said anything to you at all.

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She just flat out asked me if I was pressuring you into sex and then went on giving me this lecture. 

What did she say to you exactly?

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What?

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You know, the conversation that made Hilly think I was pressuring you to have sex.

..What conversation?

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So, I heard about your conversation with your sister. 

You’re welcome.

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But...I wouldn't think Hilly would ever lose Jenny.

Hilly? Not liking someone? That girl is physically incapable of disliking someone. She’s probably just worried about her sister is all. I mean Jenny has you, but Hilly? She has no body else.

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She told her sister or something and now I don't think she likes me anymore. 

Well, uh, that’s kind of a weird question. I mean Bo wasn’t my first or anything, but, well I don’t know how to explain it. It’s just better with him. I don’t know. And don;t get me wrong, I’m sure she wants to have sex with you because I mean look at you and all but sometimes girls just rush into things.

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Did you wait with Bo? Yeah...I mean, you might be right about that. That could be the problem. 

No! It’ll be way better if both of you want it. Plus, didn’t her dad just die? She probably just feels very lost and alone and thinks this will make her feel… less alone?

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Do I...giver her what she wants then?

Then girls are stupid and Jenny is lucky.

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Jenny is literally the only girl who has even shown any interest in me.

No way. I mean I speculated on Elliot because I mean, it’s Elliot…but I thought for sure girls were falling all over you!

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Um, is that even a real question?

Wait…

Tanner are you a virgin?

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A teenage boy… that doesn’t want to have sex… What?

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I don't...want to.. yet, anyway.

Congrats! Just a little word of first hand experience. No glove, no love. Got it?

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I don't care. Clearly I'm not the one you should be worried about here. Have a nice rest of your day, Hilly.

Well… I don’t know then figure something out! Just keep it in your pants or whatever. Because guess what?

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...I think Jenny wants to have sex with me.

Well thanks for thinkin’ ‘bout me. I do appreciate that. You’re a good one. Jenny’s lucky. 

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That's not my issue!

Cause Jenny won’t talk to me, that’s why.

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But I haven't even...it wasn't... Why am I the one getting a lecture here?!

Yes! She asked me if it was too soon! Of course it is too soon! Are you understanding me? It. Is. Too. Soon. So stop “walking in on her” or whatever it is that you are doing that is making her think it is the right amount of "soon" because guess what? It’s too soon. Got it?