tannisroute
tannisroute
i want the life i've never had
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tannisroute · 11 hours ago
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i was in a car accident today that i fully caused by making a judgment error and pulling out too soon. my car is almost certainly totaled, the other car is fine, i'm in pain.
the first thing i did when i put my car in park was run to the car i hit to see if they were ok and they just kept screaming at me that i was a horrible awful person and they forced me to tell whichever family member they were on the phone with that it was all my fault. and i'm not trying to pity myself, the accident was my fault, but idk it's kind of hard to be yelled at by people while my car that i can't afford to replace is destroyed and they have a little dent in the side. i thought i died for a minute. and then i just had to sit on the side of the street for like 2 hours waiting for my tow truck to come to a busy intersection while everyone looked at me like i was a sideshow. i have no clue what i'm going to do now.
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tannisroute · 11 hours ago
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hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here
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tannisroute · 11 hours ago
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People make up things to be mad at palestinians everyday. When did we become such a pariah among liberals I swear. No the less than 1% of us in america did not single handedly elect Trump nor did we single handedly affect the outcome of the election even our "influencers with millions of followers" atp the outrage is just crazy because we're the ones being targeted by the Trump administration. Where's the outrage towards the fact that more white people than before voted for Trump, you know the largest group in the country. Especially those suburbs man they got red
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tannisroute · 11 hours ago
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“we hate ai! which is why we are going to use a made up slur that is invoking the n word hard r instead of talking about the environmental racism ai companies are participating in that primarily hurts black communities, you dont get it i haveeee to say a word that sounds exactly like the n word to show im anti ai, im totally fighting against ai by making the brown people around me feel uncomfortable when i shout wireback on twitter!”
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tannisroute · 12 hours ago
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i get pǝʞɔouʞ uʍop ʇnq ᴉ ʇǝƃ up again you're never gonna keep me uʍop
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tannisroute · 12 hours ago
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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse
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tannisroute · 12 hours ago
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tannisroute · 12 hours ago
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had a near death experience today. do not recommend!
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tannisroute · 17 hours ago
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ive always had the diva’s sensibility but as a child i lacked the language to understand when i was experiencing aesthetic distaste so for a while i developed what can only be described as a fear response to certain saturated shades of purple
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tannisroute · 17 hours ago
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tannisroute · 17 hours ago
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sorry but i'm ordering a complete shutdown of heterosexual jakeyism until we figure out what the fuck is going on with these women
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tannisroute · 17 hours ago
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" We're looking for a white male, approximately mid to late 30s, between 5"6 to 6"2 "
" wheels up in 30 "
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tannisroute · 18 hours ago
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been missing my grandpa and i just spoke w an old man patient on the phone from the same area as him who sounded exactly like him and was super duper sweet and friendly and i'm tearing up
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tannisroute · 21 hours ago
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three days grace and breaking benjamin in september and hobo johnson in october...... this fall is gonna be fantastic
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tannisroute · 21 hours ago
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cleaned my closet and found the converse i've had since high school but haven't worn in years and good lord why did i ever stop wearing these
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tannisroute · 1 day ago
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✨Cancel reboot club✨
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tannisroute · 1 day ago
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EMILY PRENTISS
Criminal Minds - 06x14 | Sense Memory
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