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students: *not sticking to the status quo*
the entire cafeteria:
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No suicidal shit but this world is tiring and I wish I had no part in it
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*opens tinder*
*sees the name “Brantleigh”*
*closes tinder*
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It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.
I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”
And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.
They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.
I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.
Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.
That’s fine.
I know I know what the sun’s for.
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octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.
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I want to lick every hairy inch of Nick Jonas👅
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