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tanutsa · 5 years
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canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
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WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
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tanutsa · 5 years
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when the times get rough and I lose sight of the goal i just. reread “the orange” by wendy cope again & remember. that’s where I’m going folks. sooner or later, whatever it takes.
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tanutsa · 5 years
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Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!
Blue’s Clues, 1996:
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worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 
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tanutsa · 5 years
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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tanutsa · 5 years
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Mutuals will be posting about their problems on my dash and I’ll be like word? Lemme like that for you bro 😎
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tanutsa · 5 years
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i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn
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tanutsa · 5 years
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My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."
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Every single second of this old commercial is amazing. 
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(Image description: four images in shades of red, pink, orange, and white with white text that reads "Respect lesbian trans women. Lesbian trans women belong in the lesbian community. Lesbian trans women are wonderful. Lesbian trans women are real and valid lesbians.")
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tanutsa · 5 years
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If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.
Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.
As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.
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tanutsa · 5 years
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Some of you. Very embarrassing. Unlike me who is sexy
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