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fuck whoever invented lightning

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i got hit by nightmare lightning but im ok

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how is guitar like the most popular instrument the neck is so looong how do you move your hand so fast. and dont say effort over time because i only have 2 seconds left on this earth before the

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we smoking wasp parts

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jeff the killer just slipped on a banana peel busted his ead and died

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*turns into mist

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your napkin just barked at me and flew away

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An ant just craouwled across my brain

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MY TALLIES ARE HERE🎉

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Happy to report that they arrived in the mail safely 🥹🥹

ignore my lemon demon stuff this isn't about them.

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that old man is exuding dangerous levels of kawaii behaviour.

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Kind of bad fish drawing

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Text from my mom, who you could probably guess is the reason I love TMBG the way I do. You cannot make this shit up. ❤️