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one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

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20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

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Under optimized culture conditions you can grow a whole Jesus from a single sacramental wafer in like 3 days its not that hard.

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For the last time, if you want to purify an innocent soul via centrifugation you have to sanctify the bottom of the tube otherwise it will naturally rise up towards heaven. Centrifugation in the absence of blessing will only sediment out damnation, if you can't afford a priest you are going to have to set up a condensation reaction and the boiling point of souls is really fucking high.

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how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

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whenever people try to say palestine doesn't have lgbt rights as some kind of gotcha it's crazy because like 3/4 of the people using this as a gotcha don't like lgbt people either. like if the implication is that palestinians deserve to die for not being broadly supportive of lgbt people but you don't support lgbt either then aren't you implying that you should also die for it

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its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

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fsr people love to bring up land back but never actually in context of the canadian indigenous people that started the phrase and movement. also ill see people talking about it and using it basically "im being progressive and antiracist" but also like explicitly using it in a super vague tokenizing way where they dont actually seem to be invested in or care about what land back actually means ..?

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see when i called you a "terminally online kissless virgin who will never amount to anything and everyone hates" what i meant is that my heart breaks at the way you're hurting and that i want to encourage you to live your best life. kind of rude of you to read it in bad faith to imply i meant anything less than that

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How did the Tumblr zeitgeist swing from "What's in my pants? A giant laser cannon!!!1!" and inventing new pronouns every half hour to slinging around a pejorative that is literally just "you're non-binary (derogatory) and I think you have a vagina (derogatory)" and claiming said term ("theyfab", in this case) is enlightened and based and not bigoted and actually brilliant materialist analysis?

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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cozy game means fucking nothing. i saw someone call firewatch a cozy game. the game about child death. i saw someone say dredge was a cozy game thats secretly horror. theres nothing secret about the horror the main plot is about necromancy and the world ends. what the fuck are you talking about. is it bc the art style is nice to look at. oh im gonna watch my favorite chick flick the descent. what are you fucking talking about

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high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally