(They/Them/Her) (30s) (Married) Sometimes I write poetry, but mostly I post about web development and destroying capitalism. I absolutely contradict myself.
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Important to note among the itch drama: you gotta pressure payment processors to undo the same bans applied to Patreon, Gumroad, OF, and the many adult sites they already hit in the years leading up to this, too.
It CANNOT stop with itch.
Like y'all please don't abandon this if banned games come back— sex workers and adult artists have been under fire by this shit for the past couple years already.
Don't leave folk to dry if you get itch and steam fixed.
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˖ ࣪⊹⋆.˚⋆✴︎˚。⋆ The Charming Chocolatier~ ⋆⭒˚。⋆₊ ⊹. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
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I guess this is my KH anniversary post now. @luxusdollhouse gave me this idea lmfao
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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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Until the next email that could've been a meeting when one of us will no longer be shadowed and have to meekly explain how a kid, a duck, and a dog bested them.
this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow
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It's a pretty good joke/URL.
And a shared refrain with my sibling who is now passed.
If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
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every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun
#today I learned empathy is not putting together context clues#because this is always how I perceive the emotions of others#oh she smells like a heavy smoker but I know she doesn't smoke and I remember her saying her mom was in the hospital#= her being late and short with me must mean things aren't going well#I hope they get better soon
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It's absolutely for backwards compatibility reasons, but I do really wish WP would switch over to a PDO style database integration.
I wish it so much that I wrote a class that takes PDO style SQL and function calls, and translates them to wpdb calls.
Converting ":" replacements to sprintf replacements for prepared statements did feel dirty though.
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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No kings in this country! ...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
Watch the full Game Changer episode on Dropout
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Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team?
❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite
💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!
Don't forget to watch the full episode on Dropout
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i like when the friend who always cancels soft launches the migraine. i have figured their general pattern of availability into my prediction models and am therefore prepared for the break
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