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“   Boys are assholes.  Some are assholes all of the time. All are assholes SOME OF the time. It’s just how boys are. Mostly, boys are assholes.          But girls - girls can be evil.   ”

independent COURTNEY CRIMSEN & HANNAH BAKER from 13 Reason’s Why. @tapedlies

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School-Related Sentence Starters

Everyday

“Did we have homework?”

“Please be my lab partner.”

“Can I borrow a pencil?”

“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”

“Can I copy off of you real quick?”

“Do you think the teacher is hot?”

“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”

“Do you think the new kid is hot?”

“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”

“You are…so dumb…”

“Was Shakespeare gay?”

“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”

“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”

“Can I borrow your notes?”

“This class is so boring…”

“Am I in the right classroom?”

“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”

“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”

“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”

“I can’t wait to graduate…”

“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

“I forgot about the midterm.”

“I’m gonna FAIL.”

“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”

“Please help me study.”

“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”

“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”

“I live at the library now.”

“Do you need help with the chapter?”

“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”

“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”

“Do you even know how to read?”

“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”

“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”

“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”

“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”

“Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

“What’s for lunch?”

“Please trade lunches with me.”

“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”

“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”

“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”

“I would kill for a taco right now.”

“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”

“There’s pizza today.”

“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”

“Ugh, this is expired.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”

“Did you make this?”

“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”

“I made brownies.”

“Let’s eat outside today.”

“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”

“You’re in my seat.”

“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

“I can’t run for my life.”

“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”

“Why do you look so red?”

“I’m DYING.”

“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”

“I can’t run anymore.”

“Your team is going DOWN.”

“Are you okay?!”

“You really suck at this, don’t you?”

“Think fast!”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I dare you to race me.”

“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

“I HATE these pants/skirts.”

“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”

“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”

“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”

“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”

“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”

“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”

“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”

“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”

“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”

“Class rings are overrated.”

“We should totally get matching hoodies.”

“What show/movie is your shirt from?”

“I can see your underwear.”

Detention

“Wanna skip?”

“I can’t believe I’m in here.”

“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”

“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”

“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”

“Fuck the police.”

“They put me in here just for being late…”

“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”

“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”

“You look like you don’t belong in here.”

“This is prison.”

“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”

“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”

“All I did was a little graffiti.”

“I’m taking a nap.”

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I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me cold.

F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via diesxirae)

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also if you’re cool with pre-established relationships/dynamics where we skip all the awkwardness of starting to roleplay with someone new and jump straight to plotting a little and tagging each other in stuff hmu

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DARK/VIOLENT STARTERS

Send me a 💀 and I’ll generate a number, 1 - 111, for what my muse will say to yours. Note that some content below the cut may be triggering.

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                        ❛      i’ll  go  on  a  date  with  you.      ❜      &      there  was  a  certain  entitlement  behind  her  phrase,      as  if  she  could  simply  decide  by  herself.      she  froze  behind  him      (      please  stop  walking      ).      ❛      you  have  to  make  a  promise.      ❜

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            ❛      as  long  as  it’s  not  that  emotional  soft  rock  shit.      ❜     she  grins,      eyebrow  raising.      ❛      you’re  like  a  teenage  grandmother,      always  feeding  your  kids.      not  that  i’d  ever  want  to  be  your  kid     ------      no  offense.      ❜      delicate  hands  snatched  the  tape  out  of  his  hand,     twirling  it  in  between  her  fingers.

             ❛  hey       ❜ head tilts as he looks at her, hazel hues attempting to catch azure ones. he can see there’s something just beyond the surface, something serious brewing. there’s a soft smile before he holds up a cassette, ❛  lemme play you a tape and let’s get some food in you, yeah ?  ❜

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i have decided to make a snapchat for tumblr!!! the URL is hervictories and i am so excited to use this wtf so like add me and shi t

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guys i am eating the best american cereal why has nobody exposed this to me before ?? also i need to do a tag dump and icon today someone keep me on track thx

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absolutely nothing.

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i know what you are all thinking. hannah baker is a slut. i’ve heard so many stories,       i don’t know which one is the most popular,      but i do know which is the least popular. THE TRUTH.      independent   &   private hannah baker from 13 reasons why      /      penned  by  abigail.

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consider this a starter call of sort      !      

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helmet * !

               startled   from  the  baker’s  jump  and  a  small  smile  appears  on  the  jensen’s  face.       ❛    wh- hey.  –––me  ?   please  be  a  bag  of  candy.        ❜      he  smirked,  and  a  small  chuckle  as  he  stared  at  the bag  that  she  dangled  in  front  of  him.

              ❛      yes,      i  100 %  made  a  mistake.      this  is      ------      completely   &   totally  not  yours.      ❜      she  pulls  the  bag  close  to  her reaching into it,      before  smacking  a  journal  against  his  chest.      ❛      you’re  welcome  to  eat  it  like  candy.      ❜   

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i know what you are all thinking. hannah baker is a slut. i’ve heard so many stories,       i don’t know which one is the most popular,      but i do know which is the least popular. THE TRUTH.      independent   &   private hannah baker from 13 reasons why      /      penned  by  abigail.

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G U I L T  ––  a  word  that  has  so  much  power  for  emotion  to  a  human  being.  can  consume  you  and make  you  feel  that  pit  of  hell,  whether  or  not  you’ve  done  any  harm.  G R I E F  ––   that  undeniable pain, of  loss  and  hurting  for  something  or  someone  you  cherish  so  much.  L O V E  –– everyone  hurts from  it,  everyone  wants  it,  everyone  NEEDS  it.  all  of  these  emotions, these  feelings.  be careful  with them.  because  L I F E  is  precious,  and  everyone  deserves  it.   written   by   k   //.  selective.   multiverse. multifandom.