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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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Me trying to pick all the options that I think Kris would want to do and say so they don't hate me as much for controlling them
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just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden
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classic cinema is such a great pastime cause you'll hear somebody say yeah this movie changed cinema forever and is still the standard 70 years later and you'll go into it like surely it can't be good and come out of it like wow no it is that good actually. like this every time
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Western Jackdaw/kaja, Great Spotted Woodpecker/större hackspett, Eurasian Red Squirrel/ekorre, Mountain Hare/skogshare, and Great Tit/talgoxe. Värmland, Sweden (June 20, 2021).
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a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.
some fun facts:
fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.
rarity is half horse
applejack is fully just a horse.
pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies
their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.
in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.
in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.
they are all marekissers. lol. also rarity is transfem and rainbow is bigender.
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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
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Having a 35% sale on almost all my listings! Link here.
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i love when i correctly identify a bird it feels like this

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hi i have artblock and my head hurts and uhghhhhhhh
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(hit the image limit multiple times, check the notes for the full conversation)
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SLOPPERS; WHERE ARE THEY NOW?





baby pygmy falcon has grown into a penny!!! watch her wealth multiply!!!!
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