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I see this headline:
As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake.
They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador
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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!
encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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Espeon and Totodile ko-fi doodle for Éniza! 🍩
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*news anchor voice* We live in an ever more polarized world. From the left we hear that trans people should be allowed to play sports, while the right is saying that the rapist felon president should be allowed to deport people of color without due process and invade California to arrest its governor if they get in his way.
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#animals#corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures (they're the same picture)
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I got to draw more cute pokemon for a commission! A happy tyranitar and their laid back espeon friend~
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[UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR AT 10PM VOICE] I AM GOING TO DRIBBLE A FUCKING BASKETBALL
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Three beasts, born under a rainbow wing
Happy pride! Feel free to use these as icons.
[Commissions open, DM me to inquire or order directly from my ko-fi!]
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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