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Stark Tower has literally got the best wifi in the whole of New York and Tony makes it free as well so sometimes he’ll walk out of the ground floor and just see like a dozen or so people, usually kids, just sat on the doorstep on their phones or laptops and like it’s such a little thing to do but yknow. He’s Ironman. Give the kids some damn fast wifi.

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So... are we shipping mother superion and Jillian salvius already or we are waiting for season 3 to give us more content?

AWWW THE DOC IS TALLER

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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March 2020 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

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Also:

“I see you’re sick/sad! Let me do my best to distract you from that so you can stop thinking about it and feel better!”

“You’re really excited about this thing and I don’t understand it but I’m trying to be excited about it too because you love it!”

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If you are gonna fight a war, you got to wear a uniform. 

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We Exist- we go waaaaaay back

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Consider this: A movie about an international criminal and the FBI agent who pursues her

The international criminal just got away with it yet again and the angry FBI agent goes

FBI Agent: You maybe gotten away with it this time but  I will get you. No matter where you  go, what you do I will be watching you. Sooner or later you will slip up

Lawyer: How dare you? This is clear harassment. I will

International criminal(who has  a huge crush on her FBI agent): Shut up. She can follow me anywhere she likes. Like for example I am going to the theater tonight. So many rich people. Who knows what might happen. You better keep a close eye on me. Oh look I just happen to have an extra ticket

Confused FBI Agent:...Ok

Next week:

International  Criminal:  So I am going to this cute Mexican resort for the weekend. Who knows what shady people I could be making deals with. Better follow me to make sure. And look there just happens to a vacant room right next to mine. Better book it quickly

FBI Agent: What the fuck?

Next week

International  Criminal: So I am going to this French restaurant tonight. So many rich people. Better come keep an eye on me

FBI Agent: You are aware that we are not dating right?

International Criminal: Of course  not. I booked us a table under Scully and Mulder. I thought it would be fun

Next week

International  Criminal: I am going to Paris. Do you want the window seat?

FBI Agent: Again we are not dating. I am hunting you down just waiting for you to slip up

International  Criminal:  So…

FBI Agent: Of course I want the window seat

Next week

International  Criminal:  Boy the Louvre sure is crowded. So many tourists. I can easily slip away from you and do some crime.  Better hold my hand to make sure I don’t get away

FBI Agent: I will kill you

Twenty Years Later

International  Criminal: I am going to the store. Better follow me to make sure I don’t steal anything

FBI Agent: We have been married for fifteen years. When are you going to stop  this?

International  Criminal: Never

And of course they are played by Amy Acker and Sarah Shahi

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I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

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welcome to the age of female superheroes

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Gay culture is watching sense8 and sobbing hysterically alone on your couch

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‪Hey how about we stop hurting Sara Lance? Shes very soft and doesn’t deserve all this pain.

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Watch: Poet Melissa Newman-Evans confesses number 9 is “the most terrifying thing to think about yourself.”

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Jane and Petra “I love you”

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If two women are fighting for the same man, you can be sure I’ll ship the two women.

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if straight girls knew of even half of how much lesbians and bisexual girls hold themselves back and restrain themselves and dilute themselves in order to appear non-threatening and non-predatory to those same straight girls

once we’ve made you aware of our orientation, we barely allow ourselves to look at you and smile at a joke you just told, in case you’d assume we’re into you, just because we smiled at you once

but guys can catcall, make inappropriate comments, talk about girls as trophies, talk about how they ‘become a real man’ only after they’ve had sex the first time, break girls down into body parts, take revealing clothing as an open invite for sexual interest, go on about how good they are in bed after receiving an initial ‘no’ as if their dick is a product that the girl just doesn’t know she wants yet and the guy didn’t sell it on his first try??? and many more things

@ straight girls, please. please. take your homophobic hypocrisy and realise that girls who like girls are not your enemy.

if we flirt with you, because not all of us have amazing gaydar and sometimes we just gotta try, and you’re not into us? if you just say so, the most likely scenario is that we will sincerely apologise and then move to the other side of the room or in any other way leave you as well alone as we possibly can.

we are not your enemy.

and we don’t like girls just because you’re girls. you are not body parts. you are not a trophy. we don’t call your outfit cute because we want to get between your legs. you are not new territory that we want to conquer. you are not an area on a map that we want to mark with an “x” so we can brag about how we’ve been there.

you are not a pussy that we want to defeat.

the predatory lesbian and the hyper-sexualised bisexual is a myth.

we are not your enemy.