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When on your first day of retirement, which your younger husband pushed for you to take early, after he’s shaved your head to symbolize your new status, you then realize he’s changed all the passwords so you now have to go through him to gain access to email, bank accounts, social media.
And you know how the conversation is going to go. He’ll be pleasant but cool and firm as usual. “Just ask me, if you have any questions. You’ll have your hands full with your chores around here so time online is just wasted. Our marriage and making me happy is your job now. And you have the cash card I gave you for your weekly allowance. You weren’t managing your expenses very well anyway. That’s partly why you’re in this position, isn’t it? Needing me to take over. Needing to be taught self-discipline. Kind of a boomer dumbo about some basic things.”
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When his hearts thinking … 🫀🤷🏻♂️ am I too hairy? But his mind thinks ….. I’m sure there are those that will love it 💜
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You can run but you can never escape your fate
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