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My replacement xbox360 controller has finally arrived let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooo

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Acapulco white-tailed deer Odocoileus virginianus acapulcensis

With white-throated magpie-jay Calocitta formosa

Observed by rodrigoarrazola, CC BY-NC

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I made an evil mammal quiz. Enjoy

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.

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‘this could be us’ and it’s an image of one person

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good thing he survived this

unless....... this is ai generated ?

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YEAHAHHH

WHO ONE THE LOTTERHy

I DID

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Mergen and his Friends (Мэргэн и его друзья)

Gennady Pavlishin / Геннадий Павлишин

1976

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MOON IN THE ROCK... ROCK IN THE MOON... [THERE'S A MOON IN MY THROAT].

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Gold fish amulets, Egypt, 1900-1800 BC

from The British Museum

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ball sucking, defiling of Christmas magic

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[barging into the delivery room] excuse me, i need to ask this screaming infant how they conceptualise themselves within the construct of gender as they so far understand it. yeah it's for the birth certificate

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Stinky

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Having revisited the Metal Gear Solid series I've completely reversed my position to being kinda mad that they keep trying to make Liquid Snake relevant to MGS4 in any capacity because at that point he's like, Really not. Though I kind of love the implication that he did For Real possess Ocelot via his dead ghost arm and Ocelot just like. Got rid of it and then replicated the effect exactly through magic Nanomachines And Psychotherapy.

Still mad that they retconned out Ocelot being literally being possessed by the vengeful ghost of Liquid Snake via the severed arm he attached to his body for whatever the fuck reason.