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watching video game challenge runs where they try to beat a platformer game without jumping is so funny because they'll be like "well after performing six frame-perfect tricks in a row and abusing the object memory glitch to generate enemies from four levels ago for us to bounce off the tops of so that we can cross a single gap, we're immediately met with a wall that's too high to jump over" and you'll literally think well that's not fair. why would the developers put that wall in the way like that

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Ooh not a bad idea. I dunno if I really have the time but I am blessed to live in a city that still has like 7 or 8 record stores in the downtown area

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Can a Nonbinary Gay Person and a Nonbinary Lesbian Person date?

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Yes

No

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Hey, Come Closer...

have some little bugs :)

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she's so talented

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"Wouldn't it be cool if Uma Musume, but with men?" Fantastic news! There already exists a world wherein horse racing is largely dominated by male steeds, jockeys, trainers, and stable owners. It is called real life. Isn't that great for you?

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every time some annoying prick from the usa says they're going to "europe" and doesn't specify which country they should be automatically banned from the whole continent. are you going to france or lithuania answer quickly i have a gun

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Now that it's getting warmer outside again, I just want something like this 🌻☀️

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American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

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Redraw of a meme i seen but its about yugi...

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does anyone have gifs of that girl from nikke but she's all twitchy and visibly experiencing shellshock

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Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

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omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

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one step closer to fitting in

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