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a souvenir 🤭

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i would too cause i’ll do anything but verbalize my feelings tbh…

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WHO WAS THAT GUY LESTAT RANDOMLY KISSED AT HIS CONCERT??

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That line lestat says in his mardi gras monologue hit me so hard like, that's him! He is desperately alive but desperately fragile! he has a capacity for endurance! He knows that louis is planning on killing him but he loves him so god damn much! He has survived so much but he is Fragile!

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wow s3 pics leaked

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No thoughts just crêuza de mä

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i'm obsessed with that page of the book where it's said that benitez has no bank account and tedesco only has around 2,8k€ on his, whereas tremblay's amounts to 500k€ and even bellini has got 40k€ to spare. i love it. because from the little we know about benitez' we readers intuitively guess he's got no money because he wants to. he's willingly poor. but tedesco? man. it sheds such a new light on his character. he's a hypocrite in his political views (favors conservatism but is the most modern of them all) but absolutely truthful in his faith. but then you also remember that he's born from a poor family, and thus you don't know. you don't know if he's willingly poor or not. ARGH i love this detail so much

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I need americans to list all the alternative endings cause I'm pretty sure us pirating from abroad bitches haven't got all of them (like I've seen a scene of a wedding thingy? With marwa as well? And I wonder if there's some other things we've missed besides that)

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No spoilers pls, but are there actually 3 different episodes? I'm not in the us and can only find one on streaming sites, so if someone could enlighten me thank youuu

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it turns out that if you didn’t get to experience whatever the hell was going on with sherlock and the secret final episode the universe will give you some gay vampire show to fill in the gap

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In the what we do in the shadows ending (alternate version 2) at one point Armand will randomly spawn and instead of canon nandermo we'll have canon armandermo as foreshadowed in episode 1x01

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What We Do in the Shadows | 6.09. - "Come Out and Play"

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I know this is a frankly insane thing to fixate on but Laszlo saying that Jerry hadn't even sucked the Baron off completely threw me out of the episode since it's established in canon that he doesn't have genitals😭😭😭

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Payback hickey.

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Lets look back shall we:

1) when Guillermo leaves for Celeste, Nandor visits and even brings him a new jackoff pillow. He keeps his promise of treating him kinder

2) the finale s2 they cant find Guillermo after hes left again (to mama). Nandor has a breakdown in front of the staten island elite vampires about Guillermo leaving him. He also lies and says he killed him to keep him safe. Nandor at this point is the only one who knows hes killed the Baron and Carol

3) s3 feeling his life has no purpose, Nandor joins a cult. Guillermo saves him mirroring the Celeste thing. Only Nandor is not thankful.

4) when Nandor says hes leaving Guillermo ends up fighting him, and a clearly turned on Nandor invites him on a trip round the world where he’ll turn Guillermo the same place he was turned. Not Guillermo’s fault but he doesnt make it.

5) Nandor, thinking he was abandon and surely at some point knowing he wasnt, decides to make new friends. When theyre reunited Guillermo is furious and Nandor is caring and respectful of him. Nandor’s idea to keep Guillermo from leaving is to marry…some rando. Asking him to be his best man

6) when Marwa is made to dupe Nandor she practically makes out w Guillermo. Nandor spends the eve seeking him out

7) sooo Nandor has moved on…guess Guillermo can too? Oh no wait Nandor’s reaction to that is so fucked it made one of the worst eps. Eventually they both end up alone and Guillermo is very hurt by it.

8) Guillermo goes and pays Derek to turn him. He doesnt tell Nandor and spends time w Laszlo. Nandor’s solution is Laszlo is seducing Guillermo so he’ll go to space to impress him

9) when nandor is told the truth he loses his shit and goes and makes friend with Guillermo’s mama. Says kill me right here if u must. He helps Guillermo finish turning, which Guillermo regrets. Nandor fakes a whole ceremony to fix it

10) sometime between that and start of 6 Guillermo wants to move out and makes the shed. Nandor apparently constantly goes to his shed to rant and talk.

11) Nandor gets a job at canon to keep an eye on Guillermo. He didnt even hypnotize the hr guy! He likes being a janitor and he thinks hes making friends and protecting Guillermo

12) Guillermo fires him and Nandor loses his fucking mind, goes up state to make an army and be a great warrior. Declares Guillermo’s betrayal the worst pain hes had in 1000 years. Acts so dramatic he makes Ed Teach look level headed.

Nandor is right hes always supported Guillermo. And the fact Guillermo cant see how besotted this moron is with him is beyond me