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This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to David Lynch.

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Maybe I should start making ominous posts in relation to the president so that I get visited by federal agents. They might be cute guys so idk. 😳🤪

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McRib is back

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WTFFFFFFFF

Mike Tyson is going to beat the shit out of that dumbass youtuber.

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I just got durnk and accidentally came out to my dad lol

My step-mom said she knew the whole time.

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Mike Tyson is going to beat the shit out of that dumbass youtuber.

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Why would anyone want to ever eat deep fried butter? There is no upside. Cigarettes on the other hand, have several upsides!

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I miss my mirror. I don't even remember what I look like anymore. My flesh could be peeling off my face and I wouldn't even know.

My mirror forgot to come to work today 🤦

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When I saw this in the mail, my eyes bulged out of my head and I started hyperventilating. I ran in a frenzy to take this picture, send it to my laptop, edit out all the personal details, and post it.

I guess you could say i kinda like David Lynch in a normal way that is neither deranged nor off-putting. I am a normal person.

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Many such cases

So true<3

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There's always a silver lining!

Donald Trump can't run for president in 2028

You no longer need to keep googling "2024 United States Presidential Election"

We can all forget that Kamala Harris's VP Tim (Walsh?) exists, saving the American people a collective terabyte of brain storage.

Ice cream and lollygagging is still legal.

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I'm not busy now so here's my political insight

Trump has made plans to visit each American one on one, call them his little pogchamp, and kiss them on the cheek. I've already received my kiss.

Kamala Harris would likely have won the presidency if she had picked Vermin supreme as her VP.

Trump and Biden are getting married.

Hope you guys didn't follow for my genius political insight because I'm kinda busy looking at man titty pic

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Hope you guys didn't follow for my genius political insight because I'm kinda busy looking at man titty pic

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If a hot guy said I would be his concubine if I voted for Kamala Harris, I'd crash my car through the polling place so fast it would create a sonic boom.

Too bad he isn't hot. Guess I'll vote in 2028 😒

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OMG! Bullseye! Hi!!!