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your name: laura

pronouns: she/her

timezone: EST (for now but i’ll be going to portugal in a month, and i’m also based in LA, so really the timezone thing is always in flux)

favorite book: oh my god do i have to choose just one??? ok lets just say raise high the roof beam, carpenters by j.d. salinger bc that book fucking changed something within me

favorite literary genre: good books

characters you’re dying to see on the site: other hp chars bc i am playing an hp char, but also anything out of really interesting stories or genres like palahnuik or dostoevsky

song you’re jamming to lately: pendulum by FKA twigs. I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO IT it is so sad but fun to jam to

are horses the best animal? y/y: yeah ok i’ll bite

sum yourself up in a gif/image: sorry i use this image all the time bc i’m a lazy son of a bitch

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alias: my name is laura but ima shake things up and go by pris on this site so HI IM PRIS age: 21 man....im old (i can buy u a drank) timezone: EST contact (optional): my personal mizuharas! favorite fandom: omg idk man,,,, i have so many faves in every possible medium but uM i guess naruto, katekyo hitman reborn, psychopass, and dmmd are the first things that come to mind?? favorite character: AGAIN I HAVE SO MANY FAVORITES....but i guess gokudera hayato is like the original bae so yeah lets go with him favorite animal: FOXES i love those motherfuckers pick one!: sanguine!!! anything else we should know: i guess one important thing to know is that im a film major!!! yeah!!! film is my life man pls come talk to me if ur into film bc i'll talk ur ear off about it *u* explain urself with one gif/image: 

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ANASTASIA YI-WEI YIN | SEVENTEEN | WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF BLOOD SHE'S ADOPTED | XIAO WEN JU

two essential and well-known facts about anastasia is that she is weird as fuq and has a predilection towards sunglasses

like she rly likes sunglasses she wears them all the time and has an expansive collection of them

most ppl are under the impression that they're to hide her soul-eating slightly creepy eyes

she is actually a v sweet girl but ppl thinks she's creepy because she's one of those ppl who instead of talking she just stares at you

and when she does talk it's usually sth kind of mysterious and weird and supposed to sound deep (all of which she prepares in advance tbh)

she also tends to say everything in deadpan inCLUDING HER JOKES which are on the morbid side which is probably why ppl think she's like this creepy ghost worshipper or sth idek

she also kind of is obsessed with cats, japanese ghost stories, tea, and holly golightly

she's a photographer!!!! she was raised by muggle dads (both of whom are super fabulous btw) so she's used to the still photography stuff but lately she's been getting into wizard photography as well!!!!

her dream is to one day build a darkroom and live in it with all her cats *u*

er back to her being rly sweet I SWEAR SHE IS OK she just prefers to like "observe" rather than "engage"

she also likes to do the amelie thing where she will secretly do things to make ppl's days

um idek is there anything else she's basically just cute-creepy idk what else to tell u

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sorry i joined the party late (here to make a dramatic entrance u know) so er!!! i'll be filling out the questionnaire first *u*

alias: laura

age: 20 (soon to be 21) (cries im so old wtf)

jay-z or yeezus: dang idk they both got way too much swag for me im just a small child

wand: omg hold up i actually did this on pottermore i cant rly remember exactly and im too lazy to figure out what my account into is but i think it was sth ridiculous like 12 1/2 inches, sycamore, dragon heartstring, and swishy and apparently that's a rly volatile combination and if im not careful it can get bored and stop working (what a lil shit i dont need this)

favorite hp characters: rON WEASLEYYYYY and everyone else but RONNN

bellatrix or mrs. weasley: why would u make me choose (p...robably molly tho i rly identify with mama bears)

cereal of choice: honey nut cheerios little known fact i can consume a box a day if u give me the chance

favorite non-hp books: oH HONEY there are too many (i'll just name some authors ok) (murakami, vonnegut, capote, tennessee williams, updike, uhhh forgetting others but those are mb my top 5??? who knows i like everyone's writing)

recently watched on tv: my parents are watching chinese idol and sometimes i sneak a peek does that count

favorite activity: rp'ing or watching anime im rly boring

other: i got 99 problems but 99 problems aint one

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hello this is mordecai malkin (mord for short) and do not be fooled by the above picture alert do not be fooled he is not sunshine and rainbows and flowers at all

he is pretty friendly and out-going and ppl tend to like him but he secretly doesn't Have Any Empathy sorry about it he sees people more as toys and games then well, people

he hates popular and fake and arrogant people he'd much rather hang out with the little guy and the freaks and outcasts bc they're more interesting to him

he's a klepto whoops he just can't help himself it's a psychological compulsion ok so if ur mysteriously missing something it's probably his fault

(like if he feels like it he will even steal ur quill right out of ur hand during class) (and he will be coy about it) (and he will get away with it)

this all lead to him somehow becoming keats fletcher's partner-in-crime even though he hates the guy on principle laughs about his life forever

he's kind of always lost in thought??? probably fancies himself an amateur philosopher??? definitely the type of person who goes through life at his own pace ja feel

despite his less-than-fantastic activities he still thinks of himself as a Good Person he's under the impression that his morals are 90% better than most humans

despite being heir to madame malkin's he actually has the worst fashion sense nothing in his closet matches and it's all weird loose- or ill-fitting clothes don't talk to me about it

he's definitely the type of person to just do something bc he's bored

case in point: he taught himself how to play the recorder out of boredom yes the frickin recorder and he brings one around with him and will play it if he's bored even if it's the middle of class

he self-identifies as a buddhist but he's pmuch a hypocrite like he says he's a pacifist even though he's gotten into his share of fistfights and he will spout pseudo-buddhist bullshit at you if he catches you doing something wrong even though he makes questionable life choices himself

basically he is the most ridiculous character i've made in a long time ok

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i'm thinking of taking the 6th year male gryffindor canon malkin, so if anyone else was planning on using him, pls let me know!!!! 

(hi my name is laura and we can blame this on stu)

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albus potter's struggle with muggle technology (ft. liv wood)

(warning this is quite long)

msg: ajmes told me to get this th

msg: ing and i don’

msg: t know how ti use it, help???/ 

L:

msg: w…….hat

msg: who is this

msg: who are you

msg: do you only have 3 fingers is that why you don’t know how to use this?

A:

msg: this is albus who is thi

msg: s

msg: i ahve the correct amoutn of fingers thank you very much

msg: i am just ocnfused as to what all the buttns do

L:

msg: this is liv

msg: hello albus why was your first instinct to send gibberish to me? i will assume it is a mistake because wow

msg: the buttons are really self explanatory i mean really they have probably taught monkeys how to do this by now. i saw a five year old doing it the other day.

msg: what does this say about you, albus, if a five year old can do it but you can’t

A:

msg: oh

msg: sorry

msg: i meant to send that to hugo.

msg: except not so “gibberish”

msg: i got it now, thanks. it says that i was raised in a society where we point sticks at things to get them to work, probably

L:

msg: stop trying to be sassy

msg: sassy doesn’t work for you

msg: 

A:

msg: ….

msg: …………….

msg: ……….

msg: in all seriousness though how did you do that

L:

msg: al

msg: bu

msg: s

msg: 

A:

msg: stop putting animals in my phone i’m sure that’s impolite in at least 7 countries

msg:

msg: also what does it mean when i have “200 minutes”?

L:

msg: the animals aren’t really in your phone, dinkus.

msg: …..

msg: ……

msg: albus i’m really sorry i have to be the one to tell you this but

msg: man this is really hard news to deliver i’m so sorry, but…..

msg: it means you only have 200 minutes to live

msg: 

A:

msg: i knew that, i was just being ironic…al

msg: …

msg: did you put a curse on my phone or something

L:

msg: why would i do that albus

msg: why

msg: would

msg: i

msg: do

msg: that

A:

msg: because you are liv wood

msg: should there be any other explanation

L:

msg: that doesn’t mean anything, really

msg: other than

msg: you’re dumb

A:

msg: wow, that really hurt, liv.

msg: really, it did.

msg: deep

msg: deep

msg: deep

msg: deep deep deep deep down

L:

msg: im putting a curse on you now

msg: 

msg: 

msg: 

A:

msg: ……….

msg: merlin i really chose the wrong person to send my first text to

L:

msg: yes

msg: yes you did

A:

msg: it was a mistake, okay

msg: a very honest mistake

msg: how many pictures of animals do you have on your phone, anyway??

L:

msg: ok

msg: if you say so

msg: (obviously i do not believe you but if you say so)

msg: you don’t want to know how many pictures of animals that i have

msg: 

A:

msg: the H and L buttons are rather close together i have an excuse

msg: what reason would i have for texting you, anyway?

msg: ….you’re right

msg: i don’t want to know

L:

msg: you have to look inside of yourself for that answer because i’m sure it has to do with something buried deepdeepdeepdeeeeeeep within your subconscious

msg:  like maybe you’ve discovered you’re a closeted homosexual

msg: (like your brother)

msg: and (like your brother) you have sought me out to be your homo messiah

msg: your sexy spirit guide

msg: YOUR GAY GURU

A:

msg: wow okay

msg: i am not my brother

msg: or even remotely similar to him

msg: i don’t know if i’m supposed to be taking this seriously or not

msg: but i am not “gay” and nor do i need a “gay guru”

msg: thanks for the offer, though.

L:

msg: oh

msg: are you sure you’re not gay?

msg: i mean

msg: you’ve always seemed a little bit gay

msg: more than a little but

msg: ok

A:

msg: ….

msg: i am quite sure

msg: 100% sure, actually.

msg: whatever gave you that idea?

L:

msg: no…….thing

msg:  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

A:

msg: no, seriously, what was it?

msg: because…i mean

msg: just so i know, for future reference

msg: also how did you draw the little person

L:

msg: if i tell you you won’t get to go on a fabulous journey of self discovery!!!!

msg: and also

msg: it’s not fun for me if i tell you

msg: magic, baby boy. i drew it with magic. 

msg: o (◡‿◡✿)

A:

msg: what if i’ve done enough self-discovery for a lifetime and don’t feel like doing any more

msg: also

msg: what does fun have to do with it?

msg: i’m pointing my wand at the phone and it isn’t doing anything

L:

msg: you’re like, what, 19 or something? 

msg: you have not done NEARLY enough self discovery 

msg: that means you should go out and kiss some dudes 

msg: (((((that’s what fun has to do with it fyi)))))

msg: oh YOU

msg: you’re so cute

msg: super cute

A:

msg: yes, i’m 19. but i did a lot of “self-discovery” early on in my life, and there’s not much else to discover.

msg: i’m not that interesting of a person, just ask james

msg: and…yeah, no thank you, i’ll pass?

msg: i’d rather stay home and not have fun

msg: …why am i cute

L:

msg: you’re 19 going on 20 not 19 going on 90!!!!!!

msg: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND HAVE FUN

msg: you’re just

msg: like a martian 

msg: or something

msg: cute

A:

msg: isn’t there a muggle movie with that name or something

msg: i can’t “have fun” 80% of the time because i have work

msg: and i refuse to participate in anything that’s illegal and/or life-threatening. so that rules out a good number of “fun things”

msg: …and thanks? i think?

L:

msg: no

msg: you have to MAKE TIME for fun

msg: except that seems like it will be extraordinarily hard for you since you are complete lump. a lump that doubles as a fun suck.

msg: taking back the cute comment 

msg: fun suck

A:

msg: how does that make sense

msg: ….i’m sorry?

L:

msg: FUN SUCK 

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

msg: FUN SUCK

A:

msg: merlin

msg: my phone was ringing for a straight 3 minutes, liv

msg: a straight three minutes

msg: fine so um. how do i stop being a “fun suck.”

L:

msg: step 1 — pull stick from out of your arse

msg: step 2 — do fun things instead of making excuses all the time (i mean REALLY HAVING FUN SHOULD NOT BE LIKE GETTING TEETH PULLED) 

msg: there that is how you stop being a fun suck

A:

msg: i don’t have a stick in my arse

msg: f…ine

msg: what kind of fun things should i start with

msg: would you suggest

msg: …

msg: i can’t believe i just asked you how to have fun, merlin’s beard

L:

msg: i don’t know get a group of your friends together and buy one of those big hulking containers of glow sticks and put on the who album tommy and go wild

msg: add alcohol for extra fun

msg: or i can take you out for a night on the town and show you how the big boys have fun

msg: you seem like you need more….

msg: friends…. that are fun

msg: if you are not currently having fun, i mean

msg: ((((((which is really sad i’m js))))))

A:

msg: are you asking me out on a date?

msg: (i’m just kidding)

msg: that…that actually doesn’t sound too bad, though, a night on the town.

msg: just as long as james doesn’t get a wind of this.

msg: …i can’t believe i’m actually agreeing to this.

L:

msg: wow, already ashamed of me before we’ve established a friendship?

msg: i’ll let it slide

msg: for

msg: BIG PLANS THIS WEEKEND, ALBUS

msg: i will make a man out of you

msg: i promise

msg: a fun-having-man

msg: safety not guaranteed

A:

msg: that’s not what i meant.

msg: i just meant for a person who doesn’t do “fun,” i agreed to that pretty quickly.

msg: but yay? i’m…excited?

msg: as long as we get home before midnight?

msg: wait what was that last part

L:

msg: (:

msg: :)

msg: (:

msg: :)

msg: (:

msg: don’t worry about it, baby boy.

msg: i promise to get you home before midnight. (maybe even in one piece!)

msg: no backing out now 

msg: nope

A:

msg: i think the “one piece” thing takes priority before getting home on time, to be honest.

msg: ………

msg: what are you going to do with me

L:

msg: sigh

msg: deep sigh

msg: albus you’re going to have to trust me for this whole thing to work, okay?

msg: and stop trying to RUIN THE SURPRISE!!!!

A:

msg: okay, okay i trust you

omg: surprise me, then.

omg: what…night are we planning on doing this again?

L:

msg: friday. friday is the best day to do what i am planning on doing with you.

A:

msg: um okay

msg: i’ll clear out my friday night, then.

msg: still kind of frightened about what you’re going to do with me but

msg: where should i meet you?

L:

msg: there is a bar called the slippery nipple downtown 

msg: we are not going there (you are not ready to go there)

msg: but meet me at the park bench across the street from there 

msg: 5:45 pm

A:

msg: um….okay

msg: don’t want to ask why there’s a bar called that

msg: don’t want to know why “i’m not ready”

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this blog is pretty much only about albus potter oops

albus potter fan blog by the fan f...or the fan

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im gonna puke

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Justin Timberlake x Daft Punk | ‘Lucky Suit & Tie’ (MASHUP)

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katie bell is liv wood's mother, sorry!!!!

does anyone has katie bell as their character’s mom because i want to make her jace’s mom so he can have two quidditch enthusiasts for parents and absolutely no interest in quidditch what so ever?

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WE STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY

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(or, how albus potter learned to stop being afraid of his own sexuality and love the buttsex)

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OMG most accurate thing ever

this is pretty much how i imagine witches and wizards dealing with the wonders of modern technology

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an albus potter mood board

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NEVER TOO LATE HOMIE!!!! 8)

am i too late? because i want in

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too lazy for photoshop right now sry

aye yie yie this one's a troublemaker

18, ravenclaw, prooobably gonna use edie campbell unless i find another fc

constance hermia breem is equal parts rocket scientist and stone cold bitch (there is no in between)

SHE LITERALLY DOESN"T CARE ABOUT YOU her method of communication is usually deadpan staring and if you're lucky an extremely aggressive command to gtfo of her way

people have questioned whether a) she ever talks or b) she has a heart (answer to both is most likely no)

she is actually april ludgate except not funny

(actor's dreamcast is actually probs aubrey plaza bc she has the right kind of deadpan stare that constance has)

her family is super rich but she's never taken advantage of it and she's always worked for it so yes she is better than you

she has her main hang with these 2 other girls who are just as awful as she is kekeke

don't try to make friends with her she will kill you with only a stare

ALSO IT'S CONSTANCE NOT CONNIE SHE WILL KILL YOU!!! (only her main hangs can call her connie and get away with it)

and don't try to underestimate her intelligence she will slice you neck to navel with her brilliant and rapier rhetoric

idk that's about it sry everyone