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Woah mama I'd ride it like torrent

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Woah mama I dodge roll through the bike

woah mama i’m gonna akira slide at you, do not dodge, let my motorcycle hit you

it won’t hurt

Woah mama I do a sick as fuck flip over the bike

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Woah mama beat the game for me

HOLY MACKERAL

PLAYING ELDEN RING, TOOK A BREAK AND SUDDENLY I FIND

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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

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Woah mama I'm in a boss fight

woah mama these hound dogs are hunting down my sickly form

woah mama that’s a terrible predicament to be in

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Woah mama the rats are funny but way too tanky

woah mama these hound dogs are hunting down my sickly form

woah mama that’s a terrible predicament to be in

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Woah mama really?

Woah mama I died to a spider thing

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Woah mama I hate dogs

woah mama these hound dogs are hunting down my sickly form

woah mama that’s a terrible predicament to be in

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Woah mama I haven't killed godrick yet

Woah mama I died to a spider thing

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Woah mama caelid is scary

Woah mama I died to a spider thing

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Like one of my favorite tweets ever

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Woah mama your probably right but I am a big bonk truther

Whoah mama I'm in the lands between

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Woah mama I'm not a boss I'm a tarnished

Whoah mama I'm in the lands between

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Whoah mama may is already here

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woah mama im fighting godrick

how it feels opening tumblr recently

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Woah mama I beat margit

"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted

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Woah mama help me fight margit

If this gets reblogged by seven Elvis blogs I'll make an SCP Elvis or something