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Because @dcvina tagged me and meh- why not. Haven’t been on tumblr in forever anyways lol. Tagged: @baepool @reibunkuro @taronism ahaha... because these are the only people i think i can ask without it being too awkward. ;;

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“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt

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Watch: 14-year-old Auli’i Cravalho’s reaction to being cast as Disney’s new princess Moana is the best.

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matching icon for u and your descendant

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#THIS COMPARISON THO #THE ACCURACY

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Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

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read more comics

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FANFIC CLICHES I AM TIRED OF “im not a p– porcelain doll im not gonna break” yeah buddy but your ass is. even if you use lots of lube a True Full Throttle Anal Pounding will wreck just about anyone. thats why they always tell you go slow. but this is fanfiction so i know youre not using lots of lube (aka, lol). youre using unscented lotion that you had in your room. and youre a virgin, and you thought you were straight till like 10 minutes ago, and youve never had anything in your butt before. you wanna know whats gonna happen if seme-chan goes harder, wise guy? youre gonna be bleedin. youre gonna be cryin. hes gonna freak out. try to stop. you didnt use lube so now hes stuck. he panics. knocks over a lamp. broken glass on the floor. he cuts his foot on the shards. now hes bleedin too. hes cryin. youre prolapsin. the ambulance is 50 miles away

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Guys- guys- look at my cute ass grandma. She had no idea it was a pizza slice costume. Look- lOOK AT HER CUTE. That is all.

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*joins the night at the museum fandom*

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i live for until dawn as vines

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Viola Davis’ acceptance speech for Lead Actress in a Drama series at the 2015 Emmys

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I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind.