Hello, I'm Jori and I'm bad at writing about myself. I like to draw things and make the cosplays. I reblog stuff. Commissions are (almost) always open.
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i hate when someone who doesnt even follow me comes in and says something annoying on a post i reblogged. i cant even post the “sorry my follower said that on your post” cake. its like a bird came into my house while we were visiting and shat on u
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your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew
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your actions (bad posture) do have consequences (your body hurts) btw
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we need to be teaching kids that macbooks are shit and dont do anything or else tiktok freelancers will make them think macbooks are good
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nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends
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My favorite quote from any movie critic ever is from Roger Ebert, who once said “The Borg Queen looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind”
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im not even real im just a tulpa that all my mutuals are having together
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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
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has Aldi made "Aldi's nuts" tiktoks yet to target gen z or is their social media manager a fucking coward
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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
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