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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

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as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

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My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”

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I clicked sound expecting some tumblr shit where there’s some heavy metal playing or something, but instead it was the sounds of its little hooves clapping against the wet sand as a bird gently cried in the distance and that’s so great.

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“Fuck is you lookin at”

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This tree’s reflection was perfect. 

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If you haven’t seen the .gif

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someone who is good at self regulating: and after i take a shower i will do my homework

me, a goblin: i will lie in bed for 6 hours thinking about what i should do

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

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Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.

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roses are red

to you i talk sweet