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Tas E. Oneeri
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I've got bad bones but good taste.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@lexipedia-rp
Lexie was looking over the results as she walked towards Tas’s room. She open the door, walked in and felt something hit her head, scaring her. She jumped and looked up to see a … monster… that was made of various supplies in the room. “Jesus you scared me,” laughed Lexie. “I didn’t realize arts and crafts time had started.”
“It’s always arts and crafts time with me around,” Tas said nonchalantly, playing it cool despite being very pleased his plan had worked, “I’ve been in hospital beds long enough I had to learn to do something with my hands. Well, something that wouldn’t throw the heartrate monitors off.”
The Good Parts
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@itsjowilson
Jo couldn’t help but laugh, he had a point. “I mean.. Yeah of course.. But..” she tried to argue and couldn’t. “Can I at least help you sit down.. The seat opposite me is less red sea and more blue seat..?” attempting a bad joke before smiling at him again. “Let me get you something else to eat.” she suggested and looked around, people had stopped staring as much so she wasn’t as stressed.
“Good to know.. I’ll remember that…” she trailed off waiting for him to tell her his name, seemingly a good point as any.
Tas nodded a little, “Yeah, actually, I probably should sit down...and I would prefer to not join you in being covered in tomato soup so the blue seat would be much better.” He grinned at that and then said, “You don’t have to, it wasn’t your fault, it was whatever was one the ground’s fault. Canes don’t like to work if they’re in something slick. I’m Tas, by the way.”
Soup Of The Day
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@evanbradford
Thanks, we sure have hardly earned that respect indeed. [laughs]
You’re raising the next generation, it’s definitely respectable.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@itsjowilson
“Are you sure?” she asked in her doctor mode because she still cared about the well-being of others over herself. “You’ll be less surprised to hear that this isn’t the worst thing that I’ve been drenched in during my career..” trailing off and giving the stranger a weak smile.
She paused, and then shrugged, because at first she did want to shout, but her own memories of being screamed at for a mistake flashed in her mind and she managed to restrain herself - no one ever deserved that. “It’s okay.. I mean. I was an accident, you didn’t set out to do this.. Unless you did..” she paused and gave him a wave of the hand, taking some of the napkins and wiping herself down some more. “I guess I am, and wearing red and tasting it and smelling it..”
“I’ll probably be fine...and if I’m not I’m in the best place not to be fine, right?” He said, grinning at her and then turning to grab more napkins from the table. Stumbling in the process and catching himself on the table again with his already injured hand reminded him of the need for his cane. He leaned down to get it, looking at his bruising hand and then shrugging. Later him problem. “You know, I believe that, you doctors get to see some gross shit.” Leaning on his cane, he waited with more napkins for her to be ready, “Oh no you’d know if I did it on purpose. I like to take credit for the things I do, this was completely an accident. But hey, at least the soup is pretty good.”
Soup Of The Day
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@spencerhill-md-phd
[laughing] Nah, no serial killer problem in Seattle. Just nationwide [shrugs]. Hmmm…that’d be a good thing to look into. That’s a great idea for a study.
That’s a relief, only have to deal with it nationwide. At least I’m safe inside the hospital with FBI doctors. [winks at him] Maybe I’ll look into it. I’m sure there’s ways to not end up breaking all my hand bones punching someone.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@itsjowilson
Jo was excited for lunch, she’d been busy following around the ER and supporting whenever she could but she’d been so rushed off of her feet that she could feel her stomach growling and she was worried she’d pass out before she got a chance to eat. Finally her superior dismissed her and she managed to follow a crowd straight to the lunch hall and grabbed her self an array of food to get her through the rest of her shift. She was just blitzing her way through a bowl of fries, having chosen to sit completely alone so she could inhale her food without having to worry about talking to anyone - when suddenly, all she could see was red, dripping down her head.
She jumped up and yelped, the soup covering her entire frame and she shuddered before blinking through the thick liquid to find the culprit. When she came face to face with a young guy, in a scrub top - with a cane.. Yet she didn’t recognize him.  “It.. .it’s okay..” she managed to shudder out inside of the slew of abuse she wanted to yell out, the cane mellowing her instantly. “Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?”
Tas started to scramble to try and grab some napkins once he’d recovered from his shock, shaking his head, “What? No-I’m fine I think, but you’re completely covered.” He winced, looking at the palm of his hand that he’d used to catch himself as he grabbed some nearby napkins off an empty table. Definitely bruised at the least, he hoped he hadn’t hit the table hard enough to fracture anything. 
But he figured that was a later him problem and he looked at this woman, lifting one of the napkins to very quickly wipe at her face, “I’m honestly surprised you’re not yelling, you’ve got some self control. If I was you I’d be seeing red...” He paused, looking from her face to the now soup covered napkin, then laughed, “Well, you sort of are seeing red already huh?”
Soup Of The Day
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@dralexanderhansen
If I wouldn’t lose my job, I’d push you outta that chair. [Puffs out his cheeks] I ain’t ever bottomed.
Hmmm, I don’t know...you’ve got that look about you. [taps at his own chin thoughtfully] If you really haven’t you should try it, it might be something you’re into.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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Soup Of The Day
@itsjowilson
It was lunchtime for Tas while he was at the hospital. He’d just been given a nurse scrub top to wear in place of the itchy sweater he’d had on before or the inappropriate shirt another hospital goer hadn’t been a big fan of. So he looked almost like he was supposed to be working there despite his cane and piercings. The tall blonde went through the line, getting a nice bowl of tomato soup with a grilled cheese and some veggies on the side, along with two slices of cake one carrot and one chocolate.  He was walking towards a table when his cane landed in a puddle of...something. There wasn’t time to really check it out before he’d slipped and his tray tilted the opposite direction his body did. He luckily managed to catch himself on a table after dropping his cane. It clattered to the ground and Tas watched helplessly as his soup bowl completely slid off the tray and upturned directly onto another person’s head. There was a thought in his mind that at least the soup wasn’t super hot, no burn wounds, but it was bright red and that was going to stain. Tas leaned hard against the table, watching in shock, and very quickly said, “Jesus Christ I am so sorry-”
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@dralexanderhansen
[Slightly offended look] “Soft Bottom Boy”? Excuse my french, but what the hell does that even mean? I ain’t no bottom-
Oh yeah sure. Just like I’m not a sickly teen stuck in hospitals all the time. [leans back in the chair, grinning]
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@evanbradford
Oh. [laughs] She clearly read it wrong but now that you put it that way, I can see why. [shakes head] Wish I’d seen that lady’s face. [looks his shirt up and down, thoughtful a moment] Hang on, I got an idea. [heads off to the nearest stock room, goes in to grab a male nurse top and comes back, handing it off] Here. That’s clearly much more comfortable.
Oh it was pretty hilarious. Her mouth squished up like when someone eats a lemon and she stomped over to the desk, loudly saying that I was wearing something ‘offensive to her’. [rolls his eyes, but then takes the nurse top] Thanks, this definitely looks more comfortable. And I can wear my jacket with it. [pulls that sweater off, not caring about his skinny self being seen, and puts on the nurse top, leaning back] So much better, way less itchy.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@evanbradford
I can break them, too. [eyebrow raises, smiles] I’m sure we’ll make a fine team.
That a threat or a promise~? [winks] We’ve got this, we can run this hospital.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@evanbradford
Stop, you’ve surely got much more going, you just don’t see it. [shakes head, smiles about the kid story, nodding] Oh, made up stories like that plenty times indeed. You do what you gotta do to get those kids to listen, you know. ‘Cause they don’t listen that long you know, so gotta use the time they do at its best!
[he laughed and shook his head] I guess I could, yeah. [leans against his cane] They really don’t, kids are crazy. Mad respect for parents being able to handle the little monsters.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@lenalarson-md
“Sounds like a deal,” Lena says, holding out her hand. “And that dark magic…don’t forget about the dark magic,” She adds.
“Oh believe me, the weird demon thing that’ll probably follow me around after that wouldn’t let me forget about the dark magic,” he said, reaching out and shaking her hand grinning at her.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@spencerhill-md-phd 
[laughs] I’m FBI, so I guess you could say that.
[looks a little relieved] Oh man, I was worried you guys had some kind of serial killer problem at this hospital. Like an infestation or something. [snorts] You know, self defense wouldn’t be bad for me to know now that I’m living alone. Best ways to take someone down without causing myself bodily harm as well.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@dralexanderhansen
I mean, of all the shirts I’ve seen you wear, that one is the least offensive one. Cute sweater, though. [Grins playfully]
Cute isn’t the aesthetic I go for, I’m supposed to be a badass punk-rocker, not some soft bottom boy. That kind of aesthetic fits you better. [nudges him with his elbow]
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@evanbradford
You don’t know me, but I’m a master at the thinking-outside-of-the-box game. [eyebrow raised, shrugs] I build bones, you know. I was built hardcore.
I think I’ll take that as a challenge, Dr. Bradford. [winks at him] We’ll see who’s more hardcore, the person who breaks bones or the person who builds them.
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tasevanoneeri-blog · 5 years ago
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@evanbradford
I’m neither. Used to be good at flirting, but I’m rusty. What being old does to a man. [sighs, shakes head] Coming up with stuff on the fly though comes with being a parent, gotta work that imagination and making stuff up on the go so hard to be in the game. It’s hard, let me tell ya.
Man I hope I’m never an old man, flirting is about all I’ve got going for me. [sighs and shakes his head] I remember one time one of my cousins was over at the house, she was like five, and my mom had to trick her into taking her medicine by pretending it was some sort of alien protection pill. It is pretty amazing to see how parents make stuff up on the go, you guys have some skill.
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