33-year-old lil’ lady lesbian who loves food, villains, and cute things.
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

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I kinda wanna make another blog for posting noodz and being gross. As I’m getting older, I want to show off my body while it’s still juicy.
I’ve also gained quite a bit of weight after recovering from an ED, so I’d love to sexualized my current thiccy state.
#if I do#I will link it here extremely temporarily#I am just a SEXUAL BEING and I feel like I don’t express it nearly as much as I want to#cw ed mention
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It's such a mervyn peake dead rat poem morning

One of the poems ever.
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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