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My vocabulary will be forever altered now

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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she is still learning

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

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i don’t care for monday’s strife

tuesday wednesday penis knife

thursday best friend fucked my wife

it’s friday i’ve been cucked

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My brain works like this

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?????? rich people are losing it

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baja blast sheep have you any wool

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I hate cooking. Made some pork curry that my partner really liked but I thought was just okay (them getting seconds kind of made me feel better. I guess). Attempting baked apples rn. If I fuck this up too I'm going to set myself aflame

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here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

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