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sorry yeah we queer coded your boyfriend. he’s arguing with his brash and emotionally reserved rival over something trivial for comedic effect. they have a special, vaguely suggestive bond that sets them apart. hm? oh uhh. yes they are blue and red

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

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i saw this screenshot of a tiktok on twitter that was like chuuya having to explain to aku that he's dating dazai who was horrible to aku and i know it was supposed to be sad but the only reaction i can imagine him giving is 😐👍 like i dont think he'd care fjaksdfjdk

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dazai: ...to think i could ever face such a betrayal

atsushi: dazai-san

dazai: don't call me that

atsushi: b-but daza-

dazai: and from you of all people. i trusted you

atsushi, sighing:

dazai: i considered you my friend

atsushi: i am your friend!

dazai: *scoff*

atsushi: dazai-san-

dazai: no. you know what. i don't want excuses. if you like the slug so much, you go and work and be friends with him instead.

atsushi:

atsushi: wait has that always been an option?

dazai, offended scoff: oh i see-

atsushi: wait no i didn't mean it! dazai-san, just because i said that nakahara-san was cool, doesn't mean i don't like you!!

dazai:

dazai: do you think im cool too?

atsushi: uh

atsushi: i think um that uh

dazai: you're taking too long to answer

atsushi: oh um, im just trying to say

dazai: that's it, im mailing you to chibi in a box, i dont even care-

atsushi: no no, dazai-san. you're one of my closest friends, 'cool' isn't right to describe you just because you're so important to me! i mean i couldn't even imagine a life without you since you mean so much to me... yeah...

dazai:

dazai: i know you said all that to avoid calling me 'cool'-

atsushi, softly: im not a good liar

dazai: but it was sweet so i'll take it

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no im fine, it's just that akutagawa having no light in his eyes really got to me you know

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chilling together

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perks of having a strong boyfriend

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prince in the castle atsushi and dragon of the castle akutagawa except prince atsushi was banished after being cursed (weretiger) until he stumbled across akutagawa who gave him a place to stay

since then knights and other princes come to "rescue" him/ take him back to the once home that turned away from him when he's perfectly content with his tall tower in his castle with his akutagawa

omg wait knight chuuya going to rescue the prince and ending up staying at the castle too because he too is shunned from his home and hoped this quest would have them accept him

thief dazai who hoped to get some treasure the dragon was guarding (becuz of boredom) but now just hangs out

scholar kunikida who is appalled at his kingdom's distaste for unbiased history, who refuses to only study 'approved' material and can now spend his days in the castle's ancient library

farmer kenji who thought the fields could have work done and now is just there

princess kyouka, searching for her dear brother alongside a mercenary by the name of gin

escaped criminal junichiro who was convicted for attacking a noble who insulted his sister

physician yosano who desired to heal the sick, regardless of money

ranpo who's ranpo and brought fukuzawa sorry my brain can only go on for so long

everyone's there basically

but this is about sskk

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Deep Water Prompt #3260

They say camouflage magic is cheap and flimsy, mirror masks, shadow cloaks. But I once knew a boy who could throw false horizons, confusing the soldiers that were always chasing us.

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I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship

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obscure bsd post apocalyptic au i will not elaborate