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I am going into deathclown mode, fully embracing my descent into darkness, do yall want anything

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I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.

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sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

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me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick

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Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

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Jens’ Very Brave Adventure on the Hand!

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@pulim-v

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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

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It’s kind of hard to explain but there are several songs in Brazil right now that are making fun of trump ever since the 50% tariffs were announced. If you want to understand something about Brazil is that we will make fun of everything and everyone, it will become a meme, said meme will become a song, and the song will probably be played during carnaval.

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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

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girls in ballet class in rio de janeiro, brazil, 2004.

📸 by: christopher pillitz

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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It’s kind of hard to explain but there are several songs in Brazil right now that are making fun of trump ever since the 50% tariffs were announced. If you want to understand something about Brazil is that we will make fun of everything and everyone, it will become a meme, said meme will become a song, and the song will probably be played during carnaval.

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Very smart and talented little cow