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elon it’s me, your guardian angel. taylor swift has endorsed a political candidate you don’t like—you have to tell her you will make her bear your child. use the social media website you paid 40 billion dollars for. tell her you’ll put a baby in her goddamn belly. that’s normal behavior and it will definitely get everyone on your side

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I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

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Cat: water form

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Nicki Minaj is officially a playable character now on “Call Of Duty”

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And thus came to life Karlach's teddy bear, Clive (source: x)

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(source: x)

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I watched barbie

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this one got me

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why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

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Compilation

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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.