The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny
85K notes
·
View notes
got asked “why are you open on Easter Sunday?” by a very angry woman at work today…my literal sister in christ it’s because you are also here
70K notes
·
View notes
yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out
61K notes
·
View notes
if you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point
7K notes
·
View notes