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Pattern recognition test, if you recognize this, you're gay

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Zoro: The kitchen is on fire.

Sanji: WHAT!? Then what the hell are you telling me about it, you should have been putting it out! *Takes off towards the galley*

Zoro: Okay, great. Now that he's gone, we can talk about his hot ass.

Ace: But did I have to set a real fire to do this? We could have lied.

Zoro: No, shut up, it's ass talking time.

Ace: Yeah that's fair.

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this is exactly what I imagine the entrance to the breaker box looks like

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"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

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my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter

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Sits on your dash

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when being insufferably obnoxious abt a piece of media u love actually convinces ppl to check it out

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it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

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More Lux, Eddie, and Volt family headcannon with a mix of Stepford and Kristof

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I totally understand being confused by being called cute perhaps a-door-able is better! Given that I a-door-e you! Platonically of course!

Mostly.

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Ha Ha

I can’t resist a door based pun.

Even still, watch yourself. Don’t go acting too cute.

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this too

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✨The man in the mirror ✨

The moment i saw this man, I decided that my heart was his- He can take it I have yet to play the game but Amir has been invading my thoughts ever since, I had to get this out of my system So here is my contribution to all you Amir fans out there :>

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You know what makes me insane about Eddie and Volt? When Volt says “it was supposed to be temporary.”

Like,, how does he know that? Did he spark into existence knowing he’s only ever meant to be a temporary fix to a problem?

When did Eddie realise that he was more than that? As soon as he materialised, flaring into life in front of him, all the brightness and energy he hadn’t realised he’d been missing? Did he love him from the start, or did he have to learn along the way?

When did Eddie realise that the faulty wire was causing his problems, and that fixing it might mean losing Volt? The person he created to be a fix becomes the reason he can’t repair himself, and he realises that Volt has become someone he cannot lose, not even to save himself.

When did Volt find out? How must it feel, for the single purpose of your existence to be to protect someone, but the only way to repair what is harming him means he might lose you in the process, and you’d do it, of course you’d do it, you’d do anything for him, but he won’t let you

Because somewhere along the line it stopped being temporary.

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I like that official art and their collectables implies that the hanks are itty bitty compared to other objects

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no matter what fandom i move to, i’m always a sucker for found family learns [insert character here]’s tragic backstory fics

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I keep forgetting I hate uncooked broccoli now… anyways almost done eating my bowl of broccoli.