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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

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there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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stop normalizing ai use in fandom 👎

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

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you have to outlive donald trump

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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.