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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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someone from USA says they're really into czech culture
get really excited
ask what they read about so you can ask what their opinions are and lead the conversation in a friendly welcoming way
they say they studied "pagan rituals"
die a thousand deaths and experience the wrath of a thousands feral hogs
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Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad
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peoplpe are always saying very online things to me
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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I love how he started this off like he was about to do something brave
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the european union has just unanimously voted to make latvia and lithuania swap places
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my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub
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can we pretend i made a post? i had something to say but i forgot it as i went to make the post... so lets just pretend theres something worth reading here
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