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you know, if you're autistic, it's likely that you can't rely on your own hunger impulse to tell you when you need to eat, so you'll probably want to eat more than you intuitively feel like you should in order to be properly nourished. (scheming, self interested, rubbing my paws together hunched over like a cartoon villain)

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someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

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a pathetic woman, a truly pathetic wolf woman

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T4T but they're crossing arms and injecting E/T like they are drinking champagne

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Stop Doing Borders

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trans girls will be like “yeah i mean my voice isnt that good” and then make noises that activate the prey drive humans haven’t had for thousands of years

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In honor of all the hardworking #Women of the world, we are proud to announce that we are rebranding the online service of "email" to "shem—" *gets pulled aside* what? what's that? i see. mhmm. ok. i understand. ill be sure to tell them. *turns back towards the camera* sorry folks, we've just received word that we're being slated for execution.

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whatever. go my scarab

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when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use

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how to politely and non weirdly ask a friend if it would be ok for you to suck their dick. wikihow

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kids these days, i was at the pool the other day and instead of marco polo they were playing obamna soda