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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

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have you ever imagined bowser and luigi kissing

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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So what if Sailor Moon was a punk band?

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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i love them with all my heart

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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I think in unraveled Keefe should end up in a small nowhere town with a population of 200. Enough of Keefe In The Big City™️ have Keefe end up in Jemez Springs, New Mexico and bond with Ernst the squash farmer recently divorced from his second cousin Cassy(things get awkward at family dinners), have Keefe tell the people stories of elves and they think he’s a hoot and a holler(or insane). KEEFE RIDING A TRACTOR.

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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Growing.

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lets play wordle _____