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Ah! It's 2nd cousin Ingrid! You were holding a Code?

We have no idea what that means.

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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X Men Red if the writers weren’t cowards.

Happy pride month!

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happy pride

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GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE

1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon

1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield

1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape

1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations

1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend

1989: [REDACTED]

1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable

2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.

...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...

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hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

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Far Sector

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I may be mistaken, but are you telling me the reason that Balder is an evil CEO in Bayonetta 1 is because in Bayonetta 2 his younger self traveled to the future to beat up the evil half of the god of chaos with Bayonetta, and then to prevent the evil half of Aesir (that's the chaos god's name) from escaping back to the spirit realm and being reborn again, he absorbed the most evil being in the universe and went back to his timeline to become an evil CEO so he could build a skyscraper that's actually a rocket that's actually the vessel for a different god (Jubileus the Creator this time) so he can remake reality however he wants, which Bayonetta threw the soul of into the sun presumably killing Balder?

Does this mean that all CEOs are possessed by evil spirits? Probably! Idk!!

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my offering to the matrix cult

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