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I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year

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I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"

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Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

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99.9% of people really are fighting the war against COVID-19 on the side of COVID-19

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What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

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So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

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on my hands and knees begging beautiful women to CLEAN THEIR FUCKING ROOMS

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by Gofukuyasan

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a saint and a scapegoat are convergent subspecies of sacrifice

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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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basically a speaker disperses the music in a fine mist throughout an entire room, much like a humidifier. and earbuds bring the .usic directly to your ears and spray it in them like a hose. but when you listen to music through your phone speaker it just pools there on the table or whereever. not good!

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limes are like if lemons knew how to love without wanting anything in return. a lemon wants some sugar or some fish or some hot soup and only then it gives you a pat on the back and sees you as an equal. but limes grace you no matter what. always welcome in my water and my greens and sodas i love you kind and gentle life