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no cops at pride just pearl and her sword

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Wait do you guys see that

THEYRE HOLDJNG HANDS??‼️‼️‼️

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Happy splargtoon 10th anniversary

Drawing for my fav videogame's 10th anniversary

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one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

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ok um. what's the second worst piece of splatoon lore do u know

thanks for asking! <3

The tanuki statue in Inkopolis plaza has visible testicles in its concept art! you know. as tanuki statues do.

unfortunately it appears to have been castrated for the final game... but appearances are not what they seem.... if you can clip through the building. zoom in closer.

there is in fact, a nutsack clipping through the roof of the building containing the squid sisters studio.

(screenshot is from a model rip of S1 inkopolis plaza. if anyone can get a screenshot to confirm if the balls are there in s3 inkopolis plaza PLEASE let me know)

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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Acht head cannon ideas :3

Pre-sanitization, sanitization (Octo Expansion), and post-Side Order

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With the Ark Polaris being scrounged up for artifacts of the past, scientists have not only uncovered a cryogenic pod but many other relics of the bygone age of mammals. This photo, restored and scanned, features the 'Last Human' and the extinct species Ursus arctos horribilis.

Bonus! Over 14 thousand years later;

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chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there's so many amounts of comedic irony to it.

it's like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.

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truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

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this guy doesn't even talk to his carrots