Sergei Dragunov and Lars Alexandersson Simper | Transmasc!Lars Alexandersson truther | World's most Feral VictUnov and LeeLars fan | The horniest asexual this side of the Atlantic. (Also enjoys and sometimes talks about Steve/Hwoarang and Bob/Julia)
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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics
#this also counts for fanart of our fics as well#not that we think it will really happen but we wouldn't complain if so lololololol
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TFW THIS POPS INTO YOUR FEED WHILE SCROLLING JUST DAYS AFTER JOKING ABOUT LARS' FURSONA

AND IT WAS APPARENTLY POSTED THE DAY BEFORE WE DID?!?!?!?!?!??
LARS AS TRANS MAN CONFIRMED
As much as we associate Lars Alexandersson with dogs and having "good boy energy" we still think it would be funny af if he realized he was trans because his childhood fursona was a lion instead of a lioness and that's why he wears so much lion iconography now that he's transitioned.
#krispeaks#lars alexandersson#NOBODY can convince us that Lars isn't trans. idgaf the universe has SPOKEN.
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i know the whole point of lars is that he doesn't carry the devil gene but i think hed be really cute with it
#other people's art#lars alexandersson#OMFG HE DOES LOOK SO CUTE OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#as if Lars wasn't already a cutie patootie as it is this art is so fucking cute. 🥹🥹
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As much as we associate Lars Alexandersson with dogs and having "good boy energy" we still think it would be funny af if he realized he was trans because his childhood fursona was a lion instead of a lioness and that's why he wears so much lion iconography now that he's transitioned.
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The fact Heihachi taught Kuma Mishima style karate specifically catered towards bears implies that this is a regular enough occurrence for either him or the entire Mishima family line to be A Thing and that's so fucking funny to us.
#krispeaks#heihachi mishima#kuma tekken#tekken is so fucking dumb and we love it SO fucking much#please never stop being stupid af Tekken. <3 <3
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Happy Birthday, Dragunov!!
#krispeaks#sergei dragunov#it's still the 11th over here at least. lololololololololol#we love that his birthday is two days before ours and two days after is the birthday of alex from streets#love being smack dab in the middle of two big-tiddied boys with tiny waists#if only lars' birthday was close to ours too. 🤤🤤
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Also, please don't forget that even in his debut in Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection, there was this stance render of him looking slightly away as well. Just enough to pass for eye contact but not enough to make things uncomfortable for him.

(idk about how it works for any of our fellow acoustics, but when we make eye contact for longer than a split second, it makes our skin crawl and alarm bells to go off while our brain screams at us about how deeply uncomfortable it is to be doing that. Mans knows what's up. lol)
this concept art of Dragunov has him looking slightly away instead of straight at the viewer, which evokes the autistic aversion to direct eye contact, and in this essay we will-

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to add onto this: a lot of autistic people tend to take the "you need to make direct eye contact" extremely literally to the point they can make people uncomfortable and considering one of Dragunov's Tekken 8 win poses has him crouching down to look RIGHT at the viewer we'd argue that that is also due to his autism.
(ONE of these days we'll sit down to write that essay on why Dragunov is autistic. There's just so much to talk about even though he has such little canonical screen time it's kind of daunting. and a bit insane cuz lordy there's so much)
this concept art of Dragunov has him looking slightly away instead of straight at the viewer, which evokes the autistic aversion to direct eye contact, and in this essay we will-

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this concept art of Dragunov has him looking slightly away instead of straight at the viewer, which evokes the autistic aversion to direct eye contact, and in this essay we will-

#krispeaks#sergei dragunov#sergei dragunov is peak autism#we are once again on back on our bullshit can you tell?
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you ever see a character who's so beautiful you get angry because how dare they be so gorgeous?
we have...


#krispeaks#sergei dragunov#he's UNFAIRLY beautiful and it gets overwhelming at times#there's just something about his expression that's just so mysterious and beguiling.#like the ethereal fae that he feels like he is sometimes.
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A Little Ramble About Our "Dragunov As Genderfluid" Headcanon
Something we've known for a little while is that we see Dragunov as genderfluid even if he, himself, might not realize it. For a multitude of reasons, not the least of which is because he grew up in Russia in/around the 90s and even now- as far as we are aware -things aren't exactly easy for amabs who are gender nonconforming.
That said, if he were to ever explore that side of his gender, we feel like Dragunov would most defiinitely do his best to try and look as "traditionally feminine" as possible. He most likely grew up surrounded by people who would affirm the stereotype that only women and girls likeand wear things like flowers and dresses and makeup. And sure, Dragunov wears what is clearly cheap lipstick, and sure, he obviously plucks his eyebrows, but both of those things are very goth-coded and as made obvious by his Tekken 8 outfit, Dragunov clearly likes his skull motifs which are also associated with the goth/alt subculture.
So, we'd like to posit that when Dragunov presents as female that he prefers more "modest" forms of clothing. Long skirts and dresses that go down- or close to -his ankles, soft colours like white, cream, and pale brown/tan and understated floral patterns. Especially chamomile since afaik that's Russia's official flower and Dragunov loves his home country A Lot, whether it loves him back or not...
Which it probably wouldn't if he were to ever do something like, say, fall in love with another man by the name of Victor Chevalier. If there was ever a world where Victor actually got off his ass and managed to convince Dragunov to leave Russia with/for him, then that same world would also possibly be one where Dragunov could expermient with gender expression. And, in this hypothetical scenario, we think Dragunov would at least start by wearing stuff one would typically associate with more "traditionally feminine and modest" since that would be his own expectation for how one "should" look/dress when they're a woman. Especially a cis woman.
#krispeaks#kris' sergei dragunov headcanons#sergei dragunov#victor chevalier#victunov#we've had this thought mulling around in our brain for a while but only just got around to typing it out for posterity. lol#and ofc we had to find a way to incorporate one of our two Tekken OTPs why do you ask? lolololololol#also this post is completely unedited and stream-of-consciousness as we're just glad that we finally wrote it down. haha
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suddenly thinking about how funny it would be if Paul- who is DEFINITELY the kind of guy to call his partner "buddy" or "pal" during sex -said that to Law to encourage him and the poor bastard kind of just deflates mid-thrust.
such an unexpectedly unsexy thing to have happened, and he just can't with that.
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Gotta draw and/or write about Dragunov with long hair someday. We're convinced he grows his hair out when he gets older. Puts it in a ponytail where it's tied off at or near the end. (Think something like Luocha from Honkai: Star Rail except not as elaborate.)->
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DOG-CODED MEN IN MUZZLES GOT US LIKE

WANNA WATCH THEM ON THEIR KNEES BARKING WHILE THEY BOTTOMING FOR THEIR MASTER
LET THE DOG MEN BE THE GOOD BOYS THEY WERE MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEE
#(welcome to the middle of the night ramblings of the horniest asexual this side of the atlantic)#krispeaks#lars alexandersson#hsr gallagher
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many will tell you that the dog motif is passé and cliché and overdone . don't listen to them. keep chaining that fictional man to a fence
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Mary Elizabeth McGlynn is an amazing singer. Nina Williams is voiced by Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, which implies that Nina could also probably sing really well. So does that mean Steve, by extension, could have inhereted those skills?
If so, how funny would it be if he used that as a party trick and wowed people with his skills at karaoke night? Nobody would believe it until he started belting out some currently popular song, and then he'd make money betting on his ability to make the others eat their words.
Hwoarang used to make money tricking people into losing fights by pretending to suck and then beating ass. Maybe he could return to his roots and get Steve to try it. They could make it a bf bonding activity. lololololololol
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