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oh, your heart, aortic work of art

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idia because i love him

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not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

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their what do not re-post instagram | twitter | bluesky

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I'm not immune to kpop demon hotties, yoo!! 🗣💫💖

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salmon have a little fin on their backs between the dorsal and tail find, called the adipose fin. at hatcheries we put teenie tiny tags into the foreheads of salmon fry before releasing them to the wild. we clip their adipose fins (using pain management for the fry don’t worry) so years later when the salmon return to spawn we can identify tagged fish. some states even clip virtually all of their hatchery-born fish so they can all be identified, regardless of tagging programs, like so (x)

anyway a lot of salmon merchandise forgets the adipose fin. stickers and t-shirts and artsy posters and magnets etc etc used to drive me bonkers bc artists just tend to forget the adipose fin.

but no longer bc ever since working at a hatchery i no longer see an adipose-less salmon and think it’s inaccurate anatomy. now i’m like : 0 !! : ) oh this fish was born at a hatchery wroww 💖🐟

next time you see salmon merch u should check to see if it was born in a hatchery : )

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pondering my orb

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fruit-in-jars 101 by stacynguyen

"What is jam? What makes something authentically jam? Can bacon really be made into jam?

It was all very Existentialist.

The answer to those questions is a bit complicated and non-definitive. The U.S. FDA has defined jam and jelly in very specific and mathematical terms (such-and-such percentage of juice to fruit to water to sugar = jam/jelly); it also uses jam and preserve interchangeably, for the most part. While interesting, the FDA’s definitions did not matter much to me because the FDA wasn’t really using the terms in the way that we usually use the terms. Also, the FDA wasn’t comprehensive in its definitions. It didn’t tackle other fruit spreads like marmalades or curds, for instance.

The more I looked into, the more I thought, dude, this information would make a good infographic."

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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

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CAMP SNOOPY • 1.02

Lousy bed!

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god forbid a polycule be the bisexual flag

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cool beautiful women complimenting you is like ten years of therapy

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funny thing about “pure obsessional” or mental-only compulsive OCD is that you could be having the most devastating mental health crisis of your life and spiraling into the brainworm dimension but to everyone around you, you’re just politely browsing for medicated chapstick

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it came to me in a vision

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@liooxn_n_2 And something small about #Polytrix

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the coveted relaxy time

shout out to @nightly-valkyrie for sneaking in a line on my phone when i wasn’t looking