(my latest DnD character; the dryad Pistis of Tégée) A foolish woodcutter went after the wrong tree, who turned his axe against him and left for adventure
i dont remember if i said this b4 but i think it would be super funny if gamefreak added a new normal type eeveelution that just evolves at level 45 or something and the pokedex entry is just “it took so long for scientists to discover this eevee evolution because no one has ever raised an eevee without it evolving into something else by accident”