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Hi I’m auditioning for the role of Jack in Titanic and I’ll be singing “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid

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Supernatural rocked. I am a nerd like my daughter. Chuck lives!

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Hello

Hi there

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I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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pokemon trainer: *wants to battle*

me:

me:

me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

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alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

she doesn’t get it

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i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

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you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

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Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

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i am really upset that i cant imagine colors that dont exist

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hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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*uses panorama to take dick pic*

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my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

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reasons to be a mermaid

no periods

no pants