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I adore the way you draw Muriel O my God (இдஇ; )

I try my best to! ;3c here’s a doodle of him!

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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

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happy Thursday the 20th

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world war 3 was on the line, jason

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“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

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Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."

The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.

Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.

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Featured fic: 

💙  It’s the Best Time of the Year by chicklette shrunkyclunks + advent calendar || 40k, E || @chicklette​

Trending (AUs):

💙  The Right Time by wearing_tearing friends to lovers + fake relationship AU || 16k, T || @hawkguyz

🖤  Get Jingle With It by mambo friends to lovers + fake relationship AU || 41k, M || @whtaft​

💙  Coming Home For Christmas by Chiyume meet-ugly + advent calendar || 118k, E || @chiyume​

🖤  The Holiday by crinklefries meet-cute, stucky & thorki || 91k, M || @spacerenegades​

💙  If Only In My Dreams by odetteandodile meet-cute + blogger!Bucky || 28k, T

🖤  Not the Same River at my Fingertips by giselleslash exes to lovers + roadtrip AU || 11k, E

💙  I Really Can’t Stay (Baby, It’s Cold Outside) by musette22, paperstorm evanstan + small town AU || 38k, E || @musette22​ @paper-storm​

Originals (canon-adjacent):

🖤  All I Want For Christmas Has Been You for More Than Seventy Years by Kellyscams post-CA:WS + cabin fic || 10k, E || @thebestpersonherelovesbucky​

💙  One Does Not Simply Walk Into JoAnn Fabrics (And other millennial lessons from The Winter Soldier) by stevergrsno shrinkyclinks + craft store AU || 12k, T || @stevergrsno​

🖤  I got that good thing for you by canistakahari post-CA:WS + established relationship || 6k, E

💙  The 12 Trees of Christmas by GoodbyeBlues shrunkyclunks + meet-cute || 10k, T || @goodbyeblues-ao3​

🖤  two strangers in the bright lights by Claudia_flies post-CA:WS + fake relationship || 7k, E || @claudia-flies

💙  Paper Tree by Ellessey pre-WWII + mutual pining || 21k, E || @ellessey-writes

🖤  Get Scrooged by alby_mangroves, leveragehunters post-CA:WS + magical realism || 20k, T || @artgroves​ @leveragehunters​

templates by @radwrites Full sizes on ao3 HERE! || stuckyflix vol. 1​

aided and abetted by @epicstuckyficrecs​ 💖 

(find my fanart and my edits on Tumblr)

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hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

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This was brilliant

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Shes a girlboss. She's a sopping wet cat of a woman. She's 350 years old and one of the most powerful witches that ever lived. She gets all her magic taken away by a slightly more powerful ginger who needs therapy. She makes said ginger relive her trauma and quips about it. She has major mommy issues. She serves serious cunt. She's even a lesbian.

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so the megalodon is most definitely extinct? how do scientists know?

well, the thing about large predators is that they leave an impact on an ecosystem big enough that you can tell they’re there, even if you never observe one directly. in this case, we know they’re definitely extinct because of the behavior of whales! whales used to max out at about 50 ft long and were fast and agile, entirely because of predation by megalodon!

but about 2 million years ago, our whales began to rapidly increase in size until we ended up with real monsters like the blue whale. this pretty directly lines up with the extinction of megalodon, and the removal of the pressure they were putting on large whale populations.

basically, large whales can get away with being gigantic, slow tanks in the oceans today because there simply isn’t a predator big enough to take them on anymore. if megalodon still existed, we would be seeing its impact on whale populations! whales would be smaller, and a hell of a lot more skittish than they are.

everything in a given ecosystem is connected, and you can often get important information about the unknown parts by observing the behavior of other parts of the ecosystem.

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"She is my scar."

I fear this was the gayest line in cinematic history.

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what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE