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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

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There’s a rumor going around that some ppl are lying on the internet for various reasons

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You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

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if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

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being mailed is enrichment for us girls

good girls get USPS and bad girls get fedex to dump them in a ditch

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surely the conses wont quence

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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

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“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

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