“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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Me running away from my adult responsibilities:
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I laughed harder than i should've..
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I'm a very indecisive person; that is the only thing I know for sure.
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tips to write college papers
begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
erase when finished with the paper
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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
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