rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao
247K notes
·
View notes
Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen
249K notes
·
View notes
kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life
215K notes
·
View notes
If you see this on your dash, it’s too late
((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))
((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))
230K notes
·
View notes
147K notes
·
View notes
I know it wasn’t in the budget but
Puzzlehead should have been voiced by John Mulaney in his Robot Test voice.
734 notes
·
View notes
50K notes
·
View notes
robert pattinson hearing the news
55K notes
·
View notes
Dolly Parton
1K notes
·
View notes
y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists
197K notes
·
View notes
you know that part in lilo & stitch where nani is complaining about stitch and she walks into the kitchen and stitch is just. there. raiding the fridge. and they look at each other. then stitch just shuts the fridge door and leaves. that’s what having roommates is like. sometimes you’re nani. most of the time you’re stitch
73K notes
·
View notes
136K notes
·
View notes
3M notes
·
View notes
full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there's a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people's lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster
124K notes
·
View notes