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Did you know there are ten tiers of necrophilia? Fuckin’ ten. I can’t believe it. But whole shit, listening to murder podcasts all this time and you’d think I’d already know this shit, but nah. It’s fucking wild. Anyone else into fucked up shit like this? If you’re not, you’re weird, get on it. Sickos are among us.

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alemuse‌:

You know what you shouldn’t do when you are pregnant? Watch Coco. Especially when you are latina. I have cried my eyes out for the best part of two hours, then do it while I called my grandmothers to tell them how much I love them. Hormones are a powerful thing, really. 

I can’t even watch it now without bursting into tears, I couldn’t imagine watching it pregnant. Did you at least have someone to hug after you cried?

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alemuse‌:

Sometimes I’m just… Blown away with people. I know there is a lot of shit in this world and awful people, but others are just really amazing. There was this girl who got her car stolen and when we arrived, sadly a little too late to catch the robbers in the act, she had so many people around her trying to help her and calm her down, offering her water and snacks. I know it’s not a lot but it’s so much more than what we see in the news and stuff. 

It’s really nice when you’re reminded that people are good at heart and will do anything to help others. It’s easy to forget that people with goodness are that core exist. I’m very happy that you got to experience that.

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jordanmu‌:

Not to be uh, “horny on the TL”, as the kids say.. But holy shit guys, I really need to have sex. People on Tinder suck, and I guess people just suck in general. Why can’t I find anyone to give me a good orgasm? Does everyone just suck at sex now? Why do I have to deal with these first world problems? Now accepting applications to give me a mind-blowing orgasm, thanks.

Clearly you aren’t just finding the right type of people. I’m available and give wonderful head.

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alemuse‌:

Have you tried to pretend you are deaf? Sometimes it works for me.

Only once, my face is way too expressive to make it work. Usually a good threat works in my favor.

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elliemu‌:

Wait, what? Women are shitty at their jobs? I thought we were men hating.

I would never, unless they’re actually shitty. I meant men though.

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elliemu‌:

Perhaps not. Then again, I don’t know that I know of many people who exclusively sleep with men.

Good, less bullshit for you to deal with honestly.

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adismuse‌:

Honestly… girls in cosplay would probably still freak me out, unless they were in some superhero or villain costume. I’m all for seeing all the hot Wonder Womans of the world in one place, but I’m still scarred. New York, huh? I’ve always wanted to go to the San Diego one. 

Guess it’s weird if it isn’t apart of your life. Trust me, the best part about Comic Con. It’s cool, way too big for me though. Anxiety will creep up like a mother fucker when I go. 

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alemuse‌:

I guess you could say I’m working on it. I see. Do you get approached by creepy guys often? For all the comic making. 

What don’t I get approached for? Whether it’s the comic books, the bar tending or the lesbianism. Men can’t seem to leave the fuck alone. It’s quite exhausting. 

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elliemu‌:

Maybe she’ll do a competition sometime and that’ll be the prize. Or like, you can totally dream about it, anyway. Mm, men don’t have to work as hard as we do to make our money, though.

Would love for as much women as possible to be there, would really make it worth the while. Unfortunately, they’re all shitty at the jobs they do anyways. 

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elliemu‌:

Lesbian. Although I’m not sure I’ve heard that rule before… Interesting.

Anyone who exclusively fucks men can’t pull it off, don’t care what anyone says.

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jordanmu‌:

Quite honestly, I’m impressed when someone can keep up with reading comics.. Much less write them? That’s amazing. It’s no surprise that men constantly challenge it, though. I’m never really surprised when a man is caught doing something stupid. What did they say to you?

Writing is bit more challenging considering all the writers that worked on them in the past. But being able to keep up with that is amazing, props to all the writer’s I’ve worked it. They make it fun. Men are tiring, it’s great I’m gay cause I don’t know how women who date men deal with this constantly and not smack them any time words leave their mouth. 

He said “Could’ve sworn Blake was always a dudes name,” and now he “feels weird” because I drew his favorite superhero. Does it make sense to you either? Cause it sure doesn’t to me.

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jaymumu‌:

Isn’t that just majority hot lesbians in general? Yeah right. I’m clearly cornering this market there’s no way I’m tipping off my competition. You’re only saying that because I tip heavy.

Unfortunately. Competition? You’re saying that like lesbians won’t sleep with three women while still talking to another. Get real. It’s what the low cut shirts are for, and they seem to be working great.

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elliemu‌:

For anybody I haven’t managed to see yet since the move, I’m back in town and we should hang. I’m also about to be that guy and ask if anyone knows if anywhere’s hiring? Something like a bar or a store, I guess. I’m really looking for teaching work, but I need something until then, and I have experience in both of those areas, so if you know of anything and want to hit me up, it’d be a big help.

The bar I tend at is looking for another. Not sure about teaching since its’ not really my line of work, but I’m sure someone would be able to give you some tips.

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alemuse‌:

Thank you. If I’m confident in some aspect of my life is my work. Is that your brand? 

Everyone needs to be confident in something, hopefully work isn’t the only thing. ‘The lesbian ____’ is my brand. It’s important men know I don’t exist for them, nor care about fucking them in any sense. 

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jaymumu‌:

And so so dissatisfying. Cheers to queers. We love being women in male dominated careers. The fact that it doesn’t have girls dropping their pants for you just means you’ve been talking to the wrong girls which is such a shame. You wouldn’t like me if it was any other way.

I’m saying! All the hot lesbians nerds are either been married for three years or tragically dating men. Gonna give me some tips Evans? I guess, you’re pretty cool or whatever. 

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elliemu‌:

That’s because people still think men run the world, but I know way more boss lady businesswomen than men, so they’re wrong already. They clearly never heard what Beyoncé had to say.

God, what I wouldn’t do to get in bed with Beyonce for even twenty minutes. Half those men that shit on me don’t make half as much as I do, so it’s chill.