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cant stop thinking about this phrasing

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Oh uhhhhhhh

1. I'm gonna start taking an asl class next year

2. I know how to scuba dive

3. I have 2 guitars (electric and acoustic) and an electronic drum set at home, but last year for marching band I played bass drum

@iamkaiyay @infectiouspiss @pansyfemme @what-even-is-thiss @shesasaint @juk3b0xez @i can't think of anyone else

If you get this, answer w three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs!

uhh

1- i'm bi(lingual/sexual/ohazard)

2- have a fursona but i swear to christ and all that is holy that i'm not a furry

3- i plan on learning to draw

@p2ii @mell-150 @incohesiveramblings @boot2004 @ysabelmystic @gokbukesstuff @picklewater

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this is the only day u can reblog this

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can mutuals DM you?

Mutuals can throw me into a ceiling fan

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In the club

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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We need to bring concept albums back

Like where the whole idea behind the album is for the art. All the band mates dress up in outfits that match the aesthetic of that particular album. Where all the music videos are cohesive. We need each individual song to be a dire piece to the overall story of the album. We need well thought out music again. I’m talking pretty odd and a afycso level. The black parade and three cheers type shit. DANGER DAYS Like cmon !! We are missing OUT people.

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

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this is your monthly reminder to stretch

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name