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You are an amazing writer! Just recently finished reading Theory of Overprotective Canines, and now I'm imagining that Sourwolf receives an honorary degree at the end. I can just picture him in a grad cap w/ tassel as he saunters up on stage alongside Stiles to get his diploma and they give him one as well and I just....*shoves face into pillow* Such a great piece, thank you for writing and sharing :D <33 I hope you have a lovely day! :)

oh my god, that is SUCH a cute idea! College kids are all about that life- there would totally be like a facebook page made for Sourwolf (that Stiles doesn’t even run!) and then eventually they petition the school for him to be allowed to graduate since technically he attended almost every class with Stiles after sophomore year (and a few with Sabrina) AND there was that one art history class where he just showed up without anyone. And at least people could make the claim that Sourwolf simply liked art. No one ever figured out why his other solo-class was one offered by the business school all about investment strategies…

So, yes, basically the school body agrees that Sourwolf should receive an honorary diploma and Stiles whines the whole time because Derek had never even had to take a single exam or write a single paper and had, in fact, REFUSED to help Stiles cheat on anything and it’s simply not fair that Derek just gets a diploma. 

But THEN, Geoff and Cindy start talking about how they should make a ROBE for Derek to wear and suddenly Stiles is a million percent on board. Because lil wolf-Derek in a robe and a graduation cap is something that Stiles had never considered…

Derek, of course, refuses at first. He does not want to attend graduation as a dog. He wants to attend graduation as Stiles’ boyfriend. But Geoff has already sewn the robe and Cindy decorated the cap and Stiles pulls out his own (less literal) version of puppy eyes and-

Well, they compromise. Derek agrees to go to the big entire school graduation as Sourwolf and receive his degree there. But for the smaller Criminal Justice ceremony where Stiles actually gets his diploma, he goes as just Derek. Stiles’ boyfriend. 

He also goes as Derek, Stiles’ boyfriend, to the celebratory dinner and it is there, surrounded by the sheriff and Mrs. McCall and Scott and Lydia and Kira and the rest of the pack, that he becomes Derek, Stiles’ fiance. 

Stiles has never wanted to wear an engagement ring so Derek gets them both matching necklaces. Stiles’ charm is a plain circle the size of a quarter with a wolf etched into it and Derek’s is the same but with Yoda instead because he knows that will make Stiles’ laugh. And now whenever he sees Yoda, he can’t help but smile. (Even though yoda still is a fundamentally scary puppet and he doesn’t care what Stiles’ says. Their children are not allowed to watch star wars until they are at least ten.)

(And on the back of Derek’s is also engraved the name Stiles and Stiles’ cell phone number.)

(And, yes, Derek got the right length so that when he shifts into a wolf, he can still wear it.)

(So, no, it is NOT a collar, but Stiles can stop freaking out about Derek winding up at the pound now.)

(And, Derek’s number is on the back of Stiles’ too because if it is one thing that Derek has learned from dating Stiles for the last three years of college, it is that Stiles is much more likely to wind up lost than Derek.)

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happy 420 from the professor puppet i made at home

i think this might have killed the pope

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Oi's animation gave me cuteness aggression so bad I had to do something about it

@oidingus 🖤

#jayvik #viktor #jaycetalis #arcane   

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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

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I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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this is a poem

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Poses/scenes based on various photos I found ✨

Bonus Jayce:

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A hug. He needs it.

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smoochies smooch

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*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred