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i’m suffering, dying, screaming, sweating, crying.

They died for us. For a world where we have the knowledge to make our own choices. Violet’s my choice. I’m more than willing to die for her.

JUST KILL ME WHY DONT YOU FUCK

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Aelin/feyre/bryce: I’m doing whatever the fuck I want

Someone: I’ll get rowan/rhys/hunt

Aelin/feyre/bryce: as if that’ll stop me

Rowan/rhys/hunt: I’m doing whatever the fuck I want

Someone: I’ll get aelin/feyre/bryce

Rowan/rhys/hunt: wait no

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Rowan: “Are you really reading smut at the table? It’s Yulemas, we have guests.”

Aelin: “Shhhh, there’s only one bed at the inn.”

Dorian across the table, also reading: *gasp* “There’s only one bed at the inn.”

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— tayyaba (via crmsnltrs)

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If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

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When I say the men of TOG all easily beat out the ACOTAR boys I am not just referring to Dorian Havilliard or Rowan Whitethorn (the obvious standards) but THE HUNTER WHO WAITED FOR ASTERIN??? NOX OWEN???? ILLIAS THE SILENT ASSASSIN???? Men at every level of TOG are serving looks, loyalty, and respect that is unmatched ESPECIALLY compared to ACOTAR and CC

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🎨 : catrineslibrary

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“a little birdie told me”

and the bird in question was king rowan, terrasen’s biggest gossip

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Aelin being told directly to her face that Aelin Galathynius is raising an army whilst she just stands there utterly confused thinking “when the fuck did I start doing that?!” will never not be funny to me

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my love language is a violent immortal with no soul falling so in love with me that he completely changes himself for the better and worships the ground i walk on

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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

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Once upon a time, in a land long since burnt to ash, there lived a young princess who loved her kingdom...

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Aelin: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! 

Chaol: That’s not an award, it’s a wanted poster from the king.

Aelin, hanging it on her wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!